Bun bun turel

[trash witch]

Hmm...

I wonder which clan I would fit into...

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Well, if you assume that Kain is the supreme ruler of vampirs, that would make him a king. Raziel will be his queen. That make their future children crown princes or princesses. As of right now, Raziel is still crown prince and I am secondary. Within my own realms I hold the title of Lord. As a woman can inherit (I don't care if a son or daughter rules after me) this makes you heiress and young Lady to Turelim clan.  

[lilwriter23]

Does Kain have a clan?

To Turel: You use a lot of a big words  

[Lieutenant Turel]

*realizes* I just bought my daughter a pet cat.

You are cleaning up after it  

[lilwriter23]

I just got a baby. Who's cleaning up after that?  

[Lieutenant Turel]

*realizes THIS*
I adopted a teenage mom?!
I am a grandfather? I haven't even...what the...what did I just doooooooo gonk  

[trash witch]

I smell drama.

And a wet diaper.

D:

 

[lilwriter23]

Hey! Who said it's my baby?! I just found it!...I'm it's 'Adopter' not mom!

And you are too young to be a- nevermind but you're still not a grandfather  

[Lieutenant Turel]

You adopted it, that makes you its mother.
I adopted you, this makes me your fatehr  

[trash witch]

I wonder if I will ever be the adopter.

Or adoptee.

*shrug*

 

[lilwriter23]

Lieutenant Turel

You adopted it, that makes you its mother.
I adopted you, this makes me your fatehr

Nope.I'm still it's adopter. Not Mommy *rocks it gently to make it sleep*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Do I have to get a crib?  

[lilwriter23]

No...I think there's one in storage. *smells something* Uh oh *hands it to Turel* Now you're the adopter  

[trash witch]

Why do I feel that we may be participating in dead baby jokes soon?

 

[lilwriter23]

No killing the baby!