Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Syndactyly]

Orochimaru refused though, because he was PMSing, oh, and gay for Sasuke and Kabuto. xd  

[Historical]

Who were both making out in the back seat of their....  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

brain  

[jebwashere]

which was filled with the dealdy virus known as AIDS  

[Public Pervert]

Which caused Sasuke to get HIV. That pissed off Kabuto because...  

[Purple dragon lady]

he was afraid that their child would have it.  

[Historical]

So Kabuto killed both himself and Sasuke. In order to....  

[RikuXdeath]

save Naruto from the evil pocky flavored ramen..  

[Public Pervert]

Which was out to eat Shikamarus...  

[Purple dragon lady]

saddlebags, which were coated in the sleeping drug known as...  

[Public Pervert]

cocaine o.0  

[Purple dragon lady]

This was all because Gaara  

[Public Pervert]

was in the kitchen...  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

sleeping  

[Calm_b4_th_storm]

when akamaru came in and peed on gaara bcuz the sense of gaaras chakra was to strong so it scared him! then in cam Kiba who started laughing at what akamaru did, but when gaara woke up...