Crix Madine Facts

[Des Voh]

Crix Madine's only weakness is Bruce Lee.  

[Johnny Malone]

Crix Madine expects the Spanish Inquisition.  

[Darkened Angel]

The original space flight propulsion system was done by Cirx Madine roundhouse kicking people into orbit.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

What would Crix Madine do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Crix Madine would do.

When Crix Madine was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Crix Madine was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Crix Madine do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an a** or two,
That's what Crix Madine would do.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine knows the answer to infinite divided by i times pi.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Crix Madine knows the question to life, the universe and eveything.
Who is Crix Madine?  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine destroyed the universe when you asked that question.

But he managed to recreate it before anything was hurt.  

[Missing00]

Crix Madine can divide by zero.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

And get one answer: Crix Madine.  

[elvisnake]

Capn Deep Blusi

And get one answer: Crix Madine.

And still have enough left over for some pi  

[ElladanKenet]

Only Crix Madine knows if God is out there.  

[elvisnake]

ElladanKenet

Only Crix Madine knows if God is out there.

Because Crix Madine is God.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Crix and ONLY Crix can prevent Forest Fires.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

But can Crix Madine tell why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch??

Yes.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Crix.