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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:41 pm
I prefer the haunted version. ninja lol
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:44 pm
On the FIRST day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
A kookaburra in a gum tree.
On the SECOND day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the THIRD day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the FOURTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the FIFTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the SIXTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the EIGHTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the NINTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the TENTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Ten wombats washing,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Eleven lizards leaping,
Ten wombats washing,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Twelve possums playing,
Eleven lizards leaping,
Ten wombats washing,
Nine crocs a-snoozing?
Eight dingos dancing,
Seven emus laying,
Six sharks a-surfing,
Five kangaroos,
Four lyrebirds,
Three wet galahs,
Two snakes on skis,
And a kookaburra in a gum tree.
 

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Beautiful Grotesque

Shameless Hoarder

PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:45 pm
I think I've heard this version confused

On the FIRST day of Christmas
My true love sent to me,
An emu up a gum tree.
On the SECOND day of Christmas
My true sent to me,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the THIRD day of Christmas
My true love sent to me,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the FOURTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the FIFTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the SIXTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six brolgas dancing,
Five Kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the EIGHTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the NINTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the TENTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten lizards leaping,
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eleven numbats nagging,
Ten lizards leaping,
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And a emu up a gum tree.

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve parrots prattling,
Eleven numbats nagging,
Ten lizards leaping,
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree!
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:55 pm
The Three Drovers

Across the plains one Christmas night
Three drovers riding blithe and gay,
Looked up and saw a starry light
More radiant than the Milky Way;
And on their hearts such wonder fell,
They sang with joy. 'Noel! Noel! Noel! Noel! Noel!'
- * -
The air was dry with summer heat,
And smoke was on the yellow moon;
But from the heavens, faint and sweet,
Came floating down a wond'rous turn;
And as they heard, they sang full well
Those drovers three. 'Noel! Noel! Noel! Noel! Noel!'
- * -
The black swans flew across the sky,
The wild dog called across the plain,
The starry lustre blazed on high,
Still echoed on the heavenly strain;
And still they sang, 'Noel! Noel!'
Those drovers three. 'Noel! Noel! Noel! Noel! Noel!'


I've never heard this song
 

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Beautiful Grotesque

Shameless Hoarder

PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:56 pm
Australians Let us Barbeque

(Sung to the tune of Advance Australia Fair.
You remember how it goes
"Australian sons let us rejoin,
for we are young and free.)

Australians let us Barbeque
For Christmas time is here
We've Christmas pud and t-bone steaks
And slabs of ginger beer


We've gone and got the relies round
And we'll all have a ball
So let's kick back and have ourselves
A Yuletide free-for-all


Our forebears came from distant shores
To set this party up
So we could dine with paper plate
and polystyrene cup


On patterned plastic table cloth
We'll eat our Christmas pies
If our forebears could see us now
They'd not believe their eyes


Across this land in summer sun
In backyards small and great
We'll raise our voice in one accord
With "Merry Christmas Mate!'


In outback heat and city street
And all points in between
Come join with us and celebrate
This Aussie Christmas scene!


With sausages and coleslaw too
Then let us Barbeque.

Never heard of this one either. sweatdrop
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:01 pm
The Australian version of Jingle Bells

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

This is an awesome version of jingle bells. xd There was an email on the same page from someone asking the meanings of certain parts of the song.

In 2002 I received the following email :-

I am a Girl Guide Leader for youths here in Ontario, Canada. This Christmas we are studying Christmas around the world, and my group was lucky enough to choose Australia. We have studied the resources found on the internet, (including your site) and I was wondering if I could bother you with some questions.

We are going to sing the Aussie version of Jingle Bells and I would like to tell the girls what some of the words mean. Do you have a minute to reply?

1) Dashing through the bush in a rusty Holden ute (what is a Holden ute?) What is the correct pronunciation?
2) Kicking up the dust, Esky in the boot.... (what is Esky?)
3) Kelpie by my side, singing Christmas songs.... (what is Kelpie?)
4) The swaggie climbs aboard, he is welcome too... (what is a swaggie?)
5) And pack the car and all shoot through Before the washing up.... (What exactly does this line refer to?)
6) Does Santa really wear a bathing suit? If not, what is his normal attire?
Thank you very much for your time. We really appreciate it.


Below is the translation from the Australian language to English.
1) Answer. Holden is a make of car, its main opposition in Australia is Ford or Toyota. See below. Ute is an abbreviation of utility. The ute is usually based on the current model car and is thus about the size of a car and not usually as large as what Americans call a "pick up truck" so "dashing through the bush in a rusty Ford pick up truck" is a translation. Pronunciation Holden - hold den. Ute to rhyme with boot.
2) Answer. An esky is a portable cooler to keep your drink and food cool. Say 18 inches long by 12 wide by 15 height. A clip on lid and a handle, we put ice in them to do the cooling. Very well insulated,
3) Answer. A kelpie is an Australian breed of dog. Much like a Border Collie only a rougher coat. Traditionally trained to herd sheep and is a farmers best friend. November 2003 received this email "The photo and description you have given of a kelpie sounds a lot like a blue heeler. I wonder if you would like to follow this up. I have included a link to a kelpie website."
4) Answer. Swaggie is an abbreviation of Swagman. These were men who during the depression tramped the country side with their few possession in a swag on their back. The english translation would be similar to a tramp.
5) Answer. Don't tell me you have not, run off and left your mum to do the washing up of all the dirty dishes after a meal. Shoot through means leave suddenly. This line means load the presents into the car and leave before the washing up is done.
6) Answer. No. The normal attire is as shown where he is sitting beside a billabong (water hole) with his boots and sox off, cooling his feet.

Link to the page where I got the stuff
 

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Beautiful Grotesque

Shameless Hoarder

PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:04 pm
Six White Boomers

An explanation of some of the Australian words:-
Boomers - large kangaroos (I'm pretty sure a boomer is a male kangaroo. But I could be wrong)
booming - The sound the large kangaroo make as they hit the ground with each jump
Joey - A baby kangaroo
Marble Bar - A town in central Australia
Now we are ready to start singing 'Six White Boomers'

Firstly the introductory narrative.
Early on one Christmas Day a Joey kangaroo,

Was far from home and lost in a great big zoo.

'Mummy, where's my mummy? They've taken her away.'

We'll help you find your mummy, son. Hop up on the sleigh.'



The song commences here.
Up beside the bag of toys little Joey hopped,

But they hadn't gone far when Santa stopped.

Unharnessed all the reindeer and Joey wondered why,

Then he heard a far off booming in the sky.



Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

On his Australian run.



Pretty soon old Santa began to feel the heat,

Took his fur lined boots off to cool his feet,

Into one popped Joey, feeling quite okay,

While those old man Kangaroos kept pulling on the sleigh.



Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

On his Australian run.



Joey said to Santa, 'Santa, what about the toys?

Aren't you giving some to these girls and boys?'

'They've got all their presents, son, we were here last night,

this trip is an extra trip, Joey's special flight.'



Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

On his Australian run.



Soon the sleigh was flashing past right over Marble Bar,

'Slow down there,' cried Santa, 'it can't be far,

Come up on my lap here, son, and have a look around.'

'There she is, that's Mummy, bounding up and down.'



Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

On his Australian run.



Well that's the bestest Christmas treat that Joey ever had,

Curled up in mother's pouch feeling snug and glad.

The last they saw was Santa heading northwards from the sun,

The only year the boomers worked a double run.



Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

On his Australian run.

This song was written in Perth, Western Australia, in 1960. Rolf Harris was working at a television station with an American named John D. Brown and, thinking it was crazy to be singing Christmas songs about snow and ice when the temperature was around 100 degrees Fahrenheit (40C), they wrote this song.
(Harrison - Brown) Ardmore & Beechwood Ltd / EMI (P) 1965.
Arranged by Johnnie Spence - Produced by George Martin.
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:06 pm
Deck the Sheds

Firstly an explanation of some of the Australian words:-
Wattle - An Australian tree with yellow flowers
ripper - Good
g'day - Hello
Abudabe - A distant country
ercky - Not very well
Now we are ready to start singing 'Deck the Sheds' to the tune of 'Deck the Halls'.
Deck the sheds with bits of wattle, fa la la la la la la la la

Whack some gum leaves in a bottle, fa la la la la la la la la

All the shops are open sundies, fa la la la la la la la la

Buy your Dad some sox and undies, fa la la la la la la la la



Deck the sheds with bits of gumtree, fa la la la la la la la la

Hang some deco's off the plum tree, fa la la la la la la la la

Plant some kisses on the missus, fa la la la la la la la la

Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, fa la la la la la la la la



Say g'day to friends and relies, fa la la la la la la la la

Wave them off with bulging bellies, fa la la la la la la la la

Kids and babies youngies oldies, fa la la la la la la la la

May your fridge be full of coldies, fa la la la la la la la la



Chop the wood and stoke the barbie, fa la la la la la la la la

Ring the folks in Abudabe, fa la la la la la la la la

Pop the stuffing in the turkey, fa la la la la la la la la

Little Mary's feeling ercky, fa la la la la la la la la



Rally rally round the table, fa la la la la la la la la

Fill your belly while your able, fa la la la la la la la la

Joyce and Joany, Dave and Daryl, fa la la la la la la la la

Sing an Aussie Christmas Carol, fa la la la la la la la la
 

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Beautiful Grotesque

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:09 pm
Yet another version

Third version
On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
An emu up a gum tree

On the second day of Christmas
My true sent to me
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five kangaroo
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six platypus
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven koalas climbing
Six platypus
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight possums playing
Seven koalas climbing
Six platypus
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine wombats working
Eight possums playing
Seven koalas climbing
Six platypus
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten lizards leaping
Nine wombats working
Eight possums playing
Seven koalas climbing
Six platypus
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me"
Eleven numbats nagging
Ten lizards leaping
Nine wombats working
Eight possums playing
Seven koalas climbing
Six platypus
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve parrots prattling
Eleven numbats nagging
Ten lizards leaping
Nine wombats working
Eight possums playing
Seven koalas climbing
Six platypuses
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:11 pm
The Twelve days of Turkey
This is not claimed to be an Australian composition, but lets have fun.

On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard, as we tucked into our turkey - a most delicious bird.

On the third day of Christmas we had friends in from next door. The turkey tasted just as good as on the day before.

On the fourth day of Christmas Gran came, she's rather old. We finished up the Christmas pud and ate the turkey cold.

On the fifth day of Christmas outside the snowflakes flurried. But we nice and warm inside - we ate the turkey curried.

On the sixth day of Christmas the turkey spirit died. The children fought and bickered and we ate the turkey fried.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave a wince. When we sat down to dinner and was given turkey mince.

On the eight day of Christmas the dog ran off for shelter. I served up turkey pancakes and a glass of Alka Seltzer.

On the ninth day of Christmas poor Dad began to cry. He said he couldn't stand the strain of eating turkey pie.

On the tenth day of Christmas the air was rather blue. And everybody grumbled at eating turkey stew.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Christmas tree was moulting. Mince pies as hard as rock and the turkey quite revolting.

On the twelfth day of Christmas at last Dad smacked his lip. The guests had gone, the turkey too - we dined on fish and chips.

Author unknown.
 

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:12 pm
And thats all I got.
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:37 pm
bohemian_wild_child
Yet another version

Third version
On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
An emu up a gum tree

On the second day of Christmas
My true sent to me
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five kangaroo
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six platypus
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven koalas climbing
Six platypus
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight possums playing
Seven koalas climbing
Six platypus
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine wombats working
Eight possums playing
Seven koalas climbing
Six platypus
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten lizards leaping
Nine wombats working
Eight possums playing
Seven koalas climbing
Six platypus
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me"
Eleven numbats nagging
Ten lizards leaping
Nine wombats working
Eight possums playing
Seven koalas climbing
Six platypus
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve parrots prattling
Eleven numbats nagging
Ten lizards leaping
Nine wombats working
Eight possums playing
Seven koalas climbing
Six platypuses
Five Kangaroos
Four kookaburras
Three jabirus
Two pink galahs
And an emu up a gum tree

That's the only version I have EVER heard. None of the others. And I haven't heard any of the other Christmas songs either.  

WellzY
Crew


Akira Boo

PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:47 am
Happy New Years my Aussie mates!  
PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:58 pm
I haven't heard the three drovers, australians let us barbeque sounds like a joke and I haven't heard the twelve days of turkey. All the rest I've heard or made up different versions to it. xd
 

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King Of Ninjas

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:50 am
I'm impressed mrgreen  
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