Vending Machine

[Purple dragon lady]

You get one of those Really Neat hats that they wear. But it's bloodstained.

*inserts a demonic little girl*  

[Missing00]

you get a Hanabi plushi

-drops in left shoe-  

[Dez Nihvet]

You get a severed left foot


-inserts Temari's giant fan-  

[Kit_Kid]

you get crushed by 1000 fan girls as they fall out

*inserts Edward Elric*  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get that little dude from Mario Kart 64 that says "Wrong Way".

-inserts Orochimaru's old Akatsuki ring-  

[Dez Nihvet]

You get one of Orochimaru's fingers


-inserts water bottle-  

[Missing00]

you get Haku's mask.

-Inserts Neji's eyes...dont ask how I got them-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get a bloody blindfold.

*inserts an intellgent plant*  

[Missing00]

you get a photo of Zetsu.  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get... nothing I guess. Insert something, why don't you?

-inserts a medical computer-  

[Missing00]

you get a hungry Naruto.

-Inserts Naruto hentai (tee hee)-  

[What the Pho]

You get Jiraiya popping out with your hentai.

-puts in a movie-  

[Dez Nihvet]

-you get Konohamaru-


-inserts bottle of sake-  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You absorb some of Lee's drunken fist powers!

-inserts Naruto: Ultimate Ninja for PS2-