Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[flomo]

at the end of the rainbow.

why does charlie brown have only 1 hair?  

[ladi_viper]

It's in style

I know this is really gross, but do gay men get off when they're the "catcher"?  

[klausolas]

yeah it's an "interesting" position to be in

Where can I find a leprechaun?  

[borninthe70s]

In a box of lucky charms!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  

[Peggysan]

None, woodchucks chuck mouldy cheese!
Where exactly do bluebirds fly, if its somewhere over the rainbow?  

[OkashiHime]

In outer space of course!!!

How does hello-kitty speak if she has no mouth?  

[klausolas]

She's obviously telepathic.

If bluebirds can fly over the rainbow why oh why can't I?  

[Dark_Links]

Because you're not blue.

Why do I need to ask a question?  

[klausolas]

Because otherwise it'd ruin the game.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?  

[darthapples]

Mr Owl says "Let's find out. One, two, three, crunch. Three" then a disembodied voice says "the world may never know"

Why can't I stop drinking Game Fuel? (I don't even play Halo...)  

[klausolas]

Because it's the breakfast of champions.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?  

[borninthe70s]

maniacal laughter- I don't know why, it just is.
Why does chicken liver smell so nasty?  

[darthapples]

Because it's not made of roses.

Why do cats always land on their feet??  

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

because why should they get themselves dirty

why do people act weird for TV?  

[klausolas]

money.
how can I win the lottery?