Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Nelowulf]

To see Cale's face as paypal completes the transaction due to Nelo's A++ rating, not to mention the backup laptop...  

[Sol Walker]

to watch as his minions carpet bomb the surface of Nelo's home planet rendering it incapable of supporting an atmopsphere and finally one up Nelo.  

[Nelowulf]

To find out Nelo doesn't live on a planet, but inside Cale, and everyone else in the Nelotrix as a backup virus in every file.

To end this stupid one on one verbal fight of trying to up one another, and attack the real threat: DA, possible candidate for Modship, as first female mod in the guild to be elected.  

[Sol Walker]

To take asprin to releieve the headache that Nelo's final one up has induced due to the complexities involved.

to tell every Clone, Sith, Droid, and Stormie to Vote the insane wacko DA in as mod.  

[Nelowulf]

To get back to other goals of the empire that actually involve the EMPIRE.  

[Sol Walker]

To build a new battlestation that harnesses the enormous potential of a certain dairy product.
Its name: The Cheese Star.  

[Missing00]

To develop a land vehicle that moves ridiculosly fast and makes a wall of light so powerfull that whever anyone runs into it they are killed.  

[Sol Walker]

To use the might of the Cheese Star's L-class lasers to vaporize Itachi's land vehicle.  

[Nelowulf]

To sleep well, eat right, and strike oil, and fulfill the way to get rich as set down by rockefeller.  

[Sol Walker]

To develope an entire line of Cheese based weapons based upon the Phenominal success of the Cheese Star.  

[Missing00]

To take this battle to the digital level and destroy the cheese star's master computer with only a digital frisbee.  

[Nelowulf]

((tron reference? its been too long since ive seen that movie))  

[Sol Walker]

to realize the absurdity of such an assault could not possibly hinder the Cheese Star's powerful processor.
(gawd thats such an awful joke...)  

[Missing00]

Nelowulf

((tron reference? its been too long since ive seen that movie))

((why didnt you get it with the land vehicle? Is the digital frisbee that popular?))  

[Sol Walker]

(oh I got the reference. I just chose to ignore it in favor of the Cheese Star)