The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Fyerluna]

Seto: My brother is so normal!

Now... he's not. Now grant the wish.

Seto: But there is no wish.

Oh... good point. Also, jagged, my sister does that too, except she punches. Anyway... I wish I could get over my fear of going to university.  

[Arashi Cloud]

Granted but now you fear failing your classes.

Yugi: I wish I knew what the heck you're all doing at my place.

Jou: You really should be careful what you wish for, Yug.  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: *evil smirk* Granted, but now you don't know what that puzzle's for. I wish I had all the Blue Eyes White Dragons, even the one I had to rip up.  

[jagged1]

granted, but because of my sharing wish they're spread out among the fangirls. i wish i didn't have to run to the basement everytime i want to get something to eat.  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: Granted, but now everything is warm. I wish-

I want to wish!

Seto: Er... okay...

I wish I could control fire like Pyro.  

[Arashi Cloud]

Granted, but you don't know how to use it.

Jou smiles devilishly. "What about that one wish you made, Kaiba? You know the one with you dominating?"

I wish there was real magic in the world.  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: You're not supposed to bring that up. I wish someone had made a wish last post for me to grant.  

[Arashi Cloud]

Granted, but I think it's a repeat of what someone wished before. (Look up.)

Jou: (Pins Seto against the couch and fiercely starts to kiss him.)

Yugi: (Sweatdrop.)

Arashi: (Blinks innocently.)

I wish that there really is a Kendo club I can join to learn Kendo at school.  

[Fyerluna]

*looks up* Oh. Seto, free up your mouth and twist that wish.

Seto: *pushes Jou under him* You think I'm some pup's uke? *has him pinned* Oh... uh... granted, but anyone caught using magic is killed on site. *is enjoying himself*

Also, to the other wish, granted, but it is a secret society and they'll kill you if you betray them.

I wish I knew what a punch perm looked like.  

[Arashi Cloud]

Granted but I don't even know what it is.

Yugi: (Red in the face.)

Jou: You are too my uke.

Yugi: (Redder)

Arashi: I wish that my sister would quit saying she has a 'real' job, because it makes me feel like my job isn't 'real' enough in her mind.  

[Fyerluna]

My sister does that too! Wow! That's really weird... Anyway, granted, but it's because you now share her job.

Seto: Fine... be a stubborn mutt. I'll go dominate someone else. *grabs Yugi and drags him off to a closet*

Er... oookay... I hope that's not Flareshipping or Seto's in for a bit of a surprise...  

[Arashi Cloud]

Jou: Follows after Seto.) We could dominate him together you know, I already know all the soft spots on him, I even know how to draw Yami out too. (Evil little grin.)

Yugi: (Whimpers.)

Arashi: Blinks. (Forgot what flareshipping was.)  

[Fyerluna]

Flareshipping is Seto/Yugi/Atemu. Usually it's because Seto doesn't believe the Puzzle has a spirit in it, there's established Puzzleshipping and generally Yugi falls for Seto, dragging Atemu along.

I wish we could hit the pause button on the shonen-ai even though I love it to bits and get to the wishing again.  

[Arashi Cloud]

Granted but now I have to go until I'm on next time. (Seriously.)  

[Fyerluna]

Okay... there was no wish... I wish I had a mutant power.