Star Wars: One Line at a Time

[MaliciousFog]

Han: "Can't get out that way."
Leia: "Looks like you managed to cut off our only escape route."
Han: "Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your highness."  

[MaliciousFog]

Luke: "C-3PO! C-3PO! Are there any other ways out of the cell bay? What was that? I didn't copy."
3PO: "I said all systems have been alerted to your presence sir. The main entrance seems to be the only way in or out. All other information on your level is restricted."
Stormtrooper: "Open up in there. Open up in there."
3PO: "Oh no."  

[MaliciousFog]

Luke: "There isn't any other way out."
Han: "I can't hold them off forever. Now what?"
Leia: "This is some rescue. You came in here and you didn't have a plan for getting out?"
Han: "He's the brains, sweetheart."
Luke: "Well, I didn't..."  

[MaliciousFog]

Han: "What the hell are you doing?"
Leia: "Somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute fly boy."
Han: "Get in there."
Chewie: "ARGH!!"
Han: "Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell. Get in there and don't worry about it."  

[MaliciousFog]

Han: "Wonderful girl. Either I'm gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her. Get in there."  

[Padme18]

(Han lands in garbage.)
Han: what a wonderful smell you discovered. Chewie out of the way. (fires at door, it bounces around the room)

Luke: Would you forget it, I already tried it it's magnetically sealed.

Leia: Put that thing away, your gonna get us all killed!

Han: Absoulutely your worship. Look I had everything under control 'till you led
us down here.

Leia: Well, it could be worse. (scraping sound)

Han: It's worse.

Luke: There's something alive in here.

Han: It's your imagination kid.

Luke: Something jsut mved past my leg. (gets sucked under)

Leia: Luke!!

Han: Kid!  

[Robin the Aussie]

"Did you see that?" Luke.
"What?" Han.
Chewbacca roaring in frustration at the door still.
(I beleive this happens BEFORE Luke gets sucked under by that tentacle creature in the garbage compactor.  

[Padme18]

(Luke pops up)

Luke: Shoot it will you, my guns jammed.

Han: Where?

Luke: Anywhere!

(Han shoots, Luke goes under, pops up again)

Leia: What happened?

Luke: I don't know. It just let go of me.

(grinding noise as walls close in)

Leia: The walls are closing

Han: Don't jsut stand there try and brace it with something.

Luke: (gets out comlink) C3PO, C3PO! OH where could he be.  

[Padme18]

Trooper: Open up in there

3PO: Oh my!

(Troopers break in, open closet)

3PO: They're mad men. They're headed for the prison level, if you hurry you might catch them.

Trooper: (all leave except one) You stand guard

3PO: (gabs comlink) All this excitement has over run the circuts in my counterpart here, If it's all right I'd like to take him down to maitinence.

Trooper: All right

(mean while in the garbage smasher)

Han: Get on top of it!

Leia: I'm trying!

Han: One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.

Luke: C3PO come in C3PO


3PO: see if they've been captured hurry.

R2: beeps whisltes

3PO: Try the comlink? Oh I forgot, I forgot. Are you there sir? We've had some problems

Luke: Will you shut up and listen to me! Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention leve will ya?

3PO: no shut them all down hurry.

(smasher stops, all cheeer)

3PO: oh listen R2 they're dying, curse my mettle body I wasn't fast enough

Luke: We're alright! Where are we, 3828327 ((I think that's the number))  

[Padme18]

(('Bout time I finish some of this.))

Obi-wan shuts off tractor beam. Stormies come by, he uses the force and gets out of there.

stormie: What's that?
stormie 2: Must be another drill.

Han: Now if we can just avoid anymore Female advice we might just be able to get out of here.

Luke: Well, let's go>

Chewie: (Shakes head and runs away)

Han: Come here you big lug. (points blaster into garbage pactor)

Leia: No wait they'll here!

Han: (fires)

Leia: I don't know who you are or where you come from, but from now on you do as I tell you. OK?

Han: Listen your worship, let's get one thing striaght. I take orders from just one person. Me.

Leia: It's a wonder your still alive. Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?

Han: No reward is worth this.  

[Padme18]

(cut to 3PO and R2 and back to others)

Luke: C3PO where are you?

3PO: We're in the main hanger across from the ship.

Luke: We're right above you.

Leia: You came in that thing? Your braver than I thought.

Han: Nice.

(Run into stormtroopers)

Stormtrooper: There they are blast them.

Han: (runs after them firing) Get back to the ship!

Leia: (Have no idea what she says, I can't remember redface )

Luke: What good will he do us if he gets himself killed? Come on.  

[Padme18]

Han: (turns corner and runs into more stormtroopers. runs away screaming)

Leia and Luke almost fall of ledge.

Luke: I think we took a wrong turn.

Leia: (closes door) there's no look!

Luke: (shoots it)

Leia: Quick find the controls to extend the bridge we have to get across.

Luke: I think I just blasted them.

Leia: They're coming through!

Luke: here hold this (throws rope over a hanging structure)

Leia: Here they come. (kissses cheeck) for luck


Stormtrooper: We think they may be splitting up. They may be oin levels five and six now sir.  

[Padme18]

3PO: Where could they be?

Trooper: Close the blast doors!
Trooper: Open the blast doors!

Vader: I've been waiting Obi-wan. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

Obi: Only a master of evil Darth.

Vader: Your powers are week old man.

Obi: You can't win Darth. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

Vader: You should not have come back.  

[Padme18]

Han: Didn' t we just leave this party?

Chewie: growl

Han: What kept ya?

Leia: We a ran into some old friends.

Luke: Is the ship alright?

Han: Looks that way. I just hope that old man got that tractor beam.  

[Padme18]

Leia: Look

3PO: Come on R2, we're going

Han: Now's are chance go.

Luke: Ben?

Vader: (kills obi)

Luke: No!

Han and Leia: Come on!

Leia: It's too late!

Han: Shut the door kid!

Obi: Run Luke Run!

Han: I hope that old man got that tractor beam outa commision or this is going to be a real short trip. Ok hit it.