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[Artificial Joy]

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. They all had a house, one of straw, one of sticks, one of bricks. One day, a drunk, angry wolf decided these pigs needed to die. He came nocking on the straw house's doo, and said "A IJDIPJPASOJPAS (Drunken, slurred speech)" And blew the house down. He ran in, and ate the pig, who was scared out of his pants. Which he wasn't wearing. He did the same to all the other pig's houses, except the third pig's house, made of brick. He had Life Alert, and called the police. Unfortunately, the police did not take any pigs seriously. He called twice before the wolf blew up his house, and ate him. After much investigation, the police found out that the wolf had done it. He was arrested for drunk driving, vandalism, and serial murder. Mr.Wolf got the chair. The end.  

[Miss Gaytastic]

i liked it blaugh  

[ToeboysGurl]

that was slightly amuasing. o.o it made me smile XD  

[silkylace]

bump.  

[silkylace]

bump.  

[silkylace]

bump.  

[Nikki Graves]

Artificial Joy

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. They all had a house, one of straw, one of sticks, one of bricks. One day, a drunk, angry wolf decided these pigs needed to die. He came nocking on the straw house's doo, and said "A IJDIPJPASOJPAS (Drunken, slurred speech)" And blew the house down. He ran in, and ate the pig, who was scared out of his pants. Which he wasn't wearing. He did the same to all the other pig's houses, except the third pig's house, made of brick. He had Life Alert, and called the police. Unfortunately, the police did not take any pigs seriously. He called twice before the wolf blew up his house, and ate him. After much investigation, the police found out that the wolf had done it. He was arrested for drunk driving, vandalism, and serial murder. Mr.Wolf got the chair. The end.

cute.  

[Kir-chan]

I'm watching apocalypto right now. I thought it would be bad but its actually quite good.  

[Miss Gaytastic]

eek emo  

[Artificial Joy]

Is that that movie about people dying? They do that a lot, don't they?  

[Miss Gaytastic]

domokun  

[Kir-chan]

rottenyouth. I love your sig, its so cute!  

[Miss Gaytastic]

Kir-chan

rottenyouth. I love your sig, its so cute!

thanks :]  

[the_rotten1]

mrgreen  

[Miss Gaytastic]

razz