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[Kitten254]

ya when it hits me, its for about a week and its BRUTAL then i dont get sick for about....hmm......9-12 months...  

[Connorthecreator]

poor kitten *pets head* it'll be ok in a week ^^  

[Millenium Joker]

I get strep throat about 2x a year. So...... I've come close to dying a few times. sweatdrop  

[Kitten254]

people who were doing surgery almost killed me.....
they pulled on one of my blood veins and it almost came unatached and from the main vein and.....ya u know...i even SAW THE LIGHT...but they pushed me out....  

[Millenium Joker]

Nice. Bet it was decent, but I can top that- I dreamed I was smoking cigarettes that tasted like Ginger Snaps with Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and the other Founding Fathers.  

[Kitten254]

SAWEEEEEET....my friend rea almost choked me to death at school and i saw the light coming from the ground and i was like screaming and then i couldnt talk and i felt alright and all the pain had slowly faded and then apparently my eyes had went black so when she let me go i fell to the ground and i started breathing and it all faded away and ya.....it was so weird...
i guess im going to heaven....hmmm i doubt it....  

[Millenium Joker]

Little bit of information- the "Bible" had it wrong. Heaven and Hell, they are one and the same. The game is fixed- don't feel bed. No matter what we do, we all go to the same place when we die.

Unless we get reincarnated. In which case, I will never truly die.  

[Kitten254]

i have no religion, i believe what i wanna believe....i truly have no specific one!!....religion is a stupid aspect to me. Why be judged by it.  

[Connorthecreator]

>.> there is no heaven  

[Kitten254]

lol  

[Millenium Joker]

Religion overall is nothing but an excuse for stupid people to kill each other. I don't like it myself, but I DO believe that we are in control of our own destinies, and whatever happens to us after we die is all up to us ourselves.  

[Kitten254]

i just find saying
"oh im christian"
"oh im mormon"
"oh im buddhist"
"oh im a sciencetoligist"
"oh im a congregationlist"
I HATE THAT!!!! im sooooo tolerant of all those theorys but they have ABSOLUTELY NO AFFECT on me...at all....i just say ok...  

[Millenium Joker]

I repeat- I don't like it at all. HAVE it if you want, just don't push that s**t on me or else we'll have a problem.  

[Connorthecreator]

Religion was designed to control people from the very beginning

priest:If you worship the god, they will allow you passage into heaven!!

Man: oooo sounds nice! All i have to do is worship them and give them offerings, and I'll get to live in a nice place when I die?

Priest:yep! (sucker)  

[Millenium Joker]

Way to oversimplify EVERYTHING I just said. stare