What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 5:55 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 195 The droid throws a handful of exploding caltrops at the girl's feet. Sachara = 140 Droid = 195
sachara = 140 droid = 140 The droid tosses a thermal detonator toward the girl. Sachara = 30 Droid = 140
sachara =30 droid = 0 The girl jumps out of the way and comes round for the kill! Congratulations on defeating *BRZZZT! another droid, meatbag! Pick another one and start again.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 10, 8
Total: 29 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 5:56 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPThe droid brings out a buffer the size of a chainsaw and begins to dull the boy down. Ultrabord = 165 Droid = 165
Now Billy is on his toes. The first hit he wasn't able to dodge because he was too busy singing Backstreet Boys, stuck in his head from earlier. He tries to focus on the bot instead (10, 11, 12) The droid points a blaster at the boy's toes since he's up on them. Billy = 165 Droid = 165
This bot is incredibly slow and easy to dodge. Billy does his best Adam Lambert impression (no, he doesn't look like this) in an attempt to confuse and distract the robot even more. He certainly won't be giving up any time soon, and slashes at the bot's arms. The droid is confused as to why it gets an exclusive concert. It surmises this as a setup and throws an electronet over Adam Lambert. Billy = The concessions were much too expensive anyway... Droid = 80
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 11, 9
Total: 28 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 6:11 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out ! and the droid is done! caput! hehe The new droid comes in and watches the girl use her Karate skills. It downloads Jiu Jitsu skills into its CPU and attacks the girl. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
but she's learned her Kata, and is ready! she will come down harshly on it! take that! The droid points an electromagnetic pulse emanator at the girl and wipes out her CPU. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
oh no it doesn't lol The droid remembers that meatbag CPUs do not work that way. It tries to give the girl a hard reset with a baseball bat. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
you give me no choice! out comes the Mace! hehe
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 12, 3
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 9:04 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPThe droid brings out a buffer the size of a chainsaw and begins to dull the boy down. Ultrabord = 165 Droid = 165
Now Billy is on his toes. The first hit he wasn't able to dodge because he was too busy singing Backstreet Boys, stuck in his head from earlier. He tries to focus on the bot instead (10, 11, 12) The droid points a blaster at the boy's toes since he's up on them. Billy = 165 Droid = 165
This bot is incredibly slow and easy to dodge. Billy does his best Adam Lambert impression (no, he doesn't look like this) in an attempt to confuse and distract the robot even more. He certainly won't be giving up any time soon, and slashes at the bot's arms. The droid is confused as to why it gets an exclusive concert. It surmises this as a setup and throws an electronet over Adam Lambert. Billy = The concessions were much too expensive anyway... Droid = 80
Adam Lambert wasn't even there, it was all an illusion rofl Naturally, a holographic projection isn't going to have good aim or reaction time even if it is projected using Billy's force control. A mysterious hooded figure in a mask shows up... and re-creates the holographic illusion of Adam Lambert before they reveal their true form (aka me wanting to keep this avi for another day before changing it lol.)
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 6, 5
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 9:28 am
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPLet's do this! Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid is overwhelmed with programmed happiness at the return of the girl. It gives her a welcome back headbutt. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 140
So thoughtful but luckily whilst away had reinforced surgery to combat such an attack. Fred 85 Droid 140 and the droid is more. whee
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 3, 1
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2024 1:53 pm
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 250
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 9, 12
Total: 24 (3-36)
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:58 am
DD-SCRAPS HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP Adam Lambert wasn't even there, it was all an illusion rofl Naturally, a holographic projection isn't going to have good aim or reaction time even if it is projected using Billy's force control. A mysterious hooded figure in a mask shows up... and re-creates the holographic illusion of Adam Lambert before they reveal their true form (aka me wanting to keep this avi for another day before changing it lol.) One perfect hit, and it's ko'ed! Day two of mysterious illusory figure hitting these bots; they choose another hard one. One perfect hit again.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 5, 4
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 6:25 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin but she's learned her Kata, and is ready! she will come down harshly on it! take that! The droid points an electromagnetic pulse emanator at the girl and wipes out her CPU. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
oh no it doesn't lol The droid remembers that meatbag CPUs do not work that way. It tries to give the girl a hard reset with a baseball bat. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
you give me no choice! out comes the Mace! hehe The droid takes a hit. It moves back to avoid the mace and blasts at the girl with its blaster. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 6, 10
Total: 19 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 6:27 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP Adam Lambert wasn't even there, it was all an illusion rofl Naturally, a holographic projection isn't going to have good aim or reaction time even if it is projected using Billy's force control. A mysterious hooded figure in a mask shows up... and re-creates the holographic illusion of Adam Lambert before they reveal their true form (aka me wanting to keep this avi for another day before changing it lol.) One perfect hit, and it's ko'ed! Day two of mysterious illusory figure hitting these bots; they choose another hard one. One perfect hit again. The droid activates its miniature heat-seeking missiles and fires them at the boy. Billy = 165 Droid = 80
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 5, 1
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 6:28 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin but she's learned her Kata, and is ready! she will come down harshly on it! take that! The droid points an electromagnetic pulse emanator at the girl and wipes out her CPU. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
oh no it doesn't lol The droid remembers that meatbag CPUs do not work that way. It tries to give the girl a hard reset with a baseball bat. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
you give me no choice! out comes the Mace! hehe The droid takes a hit. It moves back to avoid the mace and blasts at the girl with its blaster. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 165
I see, she is ready and fights on, mace in hand is ready to hit! a hit yay! Queentintin=250 Droid= 80
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 6:28 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPLet's do this! Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid is overwhelmed with programmed happiness at the return of the girl. It gives her a welcome back headbutt. Fred66 = 85 Droid = 140
So thoughtful but luckily whilst away had reinforced surgery to combat such an attack. Fred 85 Droid 140 and the droid is more. whee Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another droid and begin again.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 2, 8
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 6:29 am
sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 250 The droid activates its lightsaber and comes at the girl with an overhead strike. Sachara = 140 Droid = 250
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I_bord_I rolled 3 12-sided dice:
9, 6, 8
Total: 23 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 8:12 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP Adam Lambert wasn't even there, it was all an illusion rofl Naturally, a holographic projection isn't going to have good aim or reaction time even if it is projected using Billy's force control. A mysterious hooded figure in a mask shows up... and re-creates the holographic illusion of Adam Lambert before they reveal their true form (aka me wanting to keep this avi for another day before changing it lol.) One perfect hit, and it's ko'ed! Day two of mysterious illusory figure hitting these bots; they choose another hard one. One perfect hit again. The droid activates its miniature heat-seeking missiles and fires them at the boy. Billy = 165 Droid = 80
"Oh, sweetie. Did you really think I was Billy? I sound nothing like him. No, I'm somebody with much more experience using the force." The illusion is gone, and an obviously alien jedi(?) attacks this bot for the third time.
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 12, 2
Total: 26 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 9:18 am
Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS The droid remembers that meatbag CPUs do not work that way. It tries to give the girl a hard reset with a baseball bat. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 250
you give me no choice! out comes the Mace! hehe The droid takes a hit. It moves back to avoid the mace and blasts at the girl with its blaster. Queentintin = 250 Droid = 165
I see, she is ready and fights on, mace in hand is ready to hit! a hit yay! Queentintin=250 Droid= 80 I see the droid is hiding! lol let's find it! the droid's out of commission, after 2 hits hehe!
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
8, 2, 11
Total: 21 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 6:27 pm
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP Adam Lambert wasn't even there, it was all an illusion rofl Naturally, a holographic projection isn't going to have good aim or reaction time even if it is projected using Billy's force control. A mysterious hooded figure in a mask shows up... and re-creates the holographic illusion of Adam Lambert before they reveal their true form (aka me wanting to keep this avi for another day before changing it lol.) One perfect hit, and it's ko'ed! Day two of mysterious illusory figure hitting these bots; they choose another hard one. One perfect hit again. The droid activates its miniature heat-seeking missiles and fires them at the boy. Billy = 165 Droid = 80
"Oh, sweetie. Did you really think I was Billy? I sound nothing like him. No, I'm somebody with much more experience using the force." The illusion is gone, and an obviously alien jedi(?) attacks this bot for the third time. The droid reels from confusion as it is confronted with a fresh opponent. It tries to subdue the newcomer with an electronet. Ultrabord until I know the name of this character = 80 Droid = 80
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