What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 12-sided dice:
10, 9
Total: 19 (2-24)
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:39 am
Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin lol mean spirited, you taught me ! let's finish this! maybe a detonator, would work? The droid does its best to hide from the girl as it sets up a series of booby traps in her path. Queentintin = Gotta watch your step around here, kid. Droid = 80
booby traps ? lol ok 2 can play this game, new hard battle! 2 hits ya! The droid was quietly minding its own business when it was surprise attacked by this rabid girl. It tries to defend itself by punching her in the stomach. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
hey that's dirty! my belly! you hurt me, you're gonna pay! lol does a back flip, ans=d kicks it in its head it knocks it's head off! gonna hit ya, with my mace hehe before you have a chance to retaliate! lol 2 hits yay! take that! The new droid is swiped by the swinging mace just as it begins igniting its lightsaber. It takes a wild slash at the girl's back before backing away to a safe distance. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:41 am
DD-SCRAPS Queentintin Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin booby traps ? lol ok 2 can play this game, new hard battle! 2 hits ya! The droid was quietly minding its own business when it was surprise attacked by this rabid girl. It tries to defend itself by punching her in the stomach. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 80
hey that's dirty! my belly! you hurt me, you're gonna pay! lol does a back flip, ans=d kicks it in its head it knocks it's head off! gonna hit ya, with my mace hehe before you have a chance to retaliate! lol 2 hits yay! take that! The new droid is swiped by the swinging mace just as it begins igniting its lightsaber. It takes a wild slash at the girl's back before backing away to a safe distance. Queentintin = 165 Droid = 165
I bet lol I"m on fire! *waits till tom!*
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 5
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:48 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP"Isn't it ironic how the "easiest" bots are actually the hardest to knock down? They might be easier to hit, but those old bots are built more durable. Think I'll hit a medium bot this time." The droid pulls out a blaster and shows the redhead just how durable Meatbags are. Crazy Cat Lady = 140 Droid = 195
"SUPER SPEEDY NINJA RUNNING ON ADRENALINE AND GETTING THREE EXTRA HITS IN BEFORE YOU CAN RETALIATE, ACTIVATE!!!1!!" The chocolate she had with brunch is really kicking in. And it's not like these bots play fair either. The droid hits the girl with an epi-pen to bring her down from her sugar high. May Hemm = 85 Droid = 30
She doesn't have THAT type of allergies, just the pollen and smoke variety. You do realize that the epi in epi-pen is short for epinephrine... which is like A SHOT OF PURE ADRENALINE!!!1!!!!! so you're the reason why she got all hyper and crazy before crashing and burning. "And if I burn, you burn with me." The new droid comes in just as the girl begins twitching and becoming conscious again. It pretends to be there as a medical droid and offers an IV of Cherry Kool Aid © to refresh them. May Hemm = 140 Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 6
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:53 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPTests out a new droid. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid studied very hard before the test but the girl slipped some trick questions in there at the last minute. The droid pours over its notes and realizes that the test was based on a chapter the girl hadn't even gone over yet. It brings the evidence before the school board. Fred = 140 Droid = 140
Do not blame me if you were not prepared properly. Fred 140 Droid 85 The droid brings its parents in as character witnesses to attest to the fact that the droid did in fact study quite hard on the material provided by the girl. They have no photo evidence, but they are heavy contributors to the district and their word should be enough. Fred = 30 Droid = 85
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 2, 2
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:02 pm
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 140 The droid ignites a lightsaber and goes in low. Sachara = 195 Droid = 140
sachara=195 droid = 30 The droid is fizzling and sputtering from the massive blows. It leaks oil at the girl's feet and a spark sets it off. Sachara = 85 Droid = 30
sachara = 85 droid = 30 UNBELIVIEABLE! The droid is unable to access its processors. It is also having trouble controlling what is left of its servomotors. A few thermal detonators roll out of a hidden compartment in its chassis, nonetheless. Sachara = 30 Droid = 30
sachara = 30 droid = gone FINALLY!
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 1, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:23 pm
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP"Isn't it ironic how the "easiest" bots are actually the hardest to knock down? They might be easier to hit, but those old bots are built more durable. Think I'll hit a medium bot this time." The droid pulls out a blaster and shows the redhead just how durable Meatbags are. Crazy Cat Lady = 140 Droid = 195
"SUPER SPEEDY NINJA RUNNING ON ADRENALINE AND GETTING THREE EXTRA HITS IN BEFORE YOU CAN RETALIATE, ACTIVATE!!!1!!" The chocolate she had with brunch is really kicking in. And it's not like these bots play fair either. The droid hits the girl with an epi-pen to bring her down from her sugar high. May Hemm = 85 Droid = 30
She doesn't have THAT type of allergies, just the pollen and smoke variety. You do realize that the epi in epi-pen is short for epinephrine... which is like A SHOT OF PURE ADRENALINE!!!1!!!!! so you're the reason why she got all hyper and crazy before crashing and burning. "And if I burn, you burn with me." The new droid comes in just as the girl begins twitching and becoming conscious again. It pretends to be there as a medical droid and offers an IV of Cherry Kool Aid © to refresh them. May Hemm = 140 Droid = 250
"Oh puh-leeze. Do you really think I was dumb enough to shoplift KOOL-AID as a child? Obviously I pocketed the high quality drink mixes." She splashes the Kool-Aid (corporated or whatever) back at the droid.
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 3
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 5:57 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid is fizzling and sputtering from the massive blows. It leaks oil at the girl's feet and a spark sets it off. Sachara = 85 Droid = 30
sachara = 85 droid = 30 UNBELIVIEABLE! The droid is unable to access its processors. It is also having trouble controlling what is left of its servomotors. A few thermal detonators roll out of a hidden compartment in its chassis, nonetheless. Sachara = 30 Droid = 30
sachara = 30 droid = gone FINALLY! The droid creeps up behind the girl as she gloats over her recent conquest. It ignites its lightsaber and slashes at her spine. Sachara = 195 Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 3, 3
Total: 7 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:00 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "SUPER SPEEDY NINJA RUNNING ON ADRENALINE AND GETTING THREE EXTRA HITS IN BEFORE YOU CAN RETALIATE, ACTIVATE!!!1!!" The chocolate she had with brunch is really kicking in. And it's not like these bots play fair either. The droid hits the girl with an epi-pen to bring her down from her sugar high. May Hemm = 85 Droid = 30
She doesn't have THAT type of allergies, just the pollen and smoke variety. You do realize that the epi in epi-pen is short for epinephrine... which is like A SHOT OF PURE ADRENALINE!!!1!!!!! so you're the reason why she got all hyper and crazy before crashing and burning. "And if I burn, you burn with me." The new droid comes in just as the girl begins twitching and becoming conscious again. It pretends to be there as a medical droid and offers an IV of Cherry Kool Aid © to refresh them. May Hemm = 140 Droid = 250
"Oh puh-leeze. Do you really think I was dumb enough to shoplift KOOL-AID as a child? Obviously I pocketed the high quality drink mixes." She splashes the Kool-Aid (corporated or whatever) back at the droid. The droid backs away and tries scrubbing off the sugary sweetness. It fires off an electronet at the girl to keep her at bay while it cleans itself. May Hemm = 140 Droid = 140
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 8, 1
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:12 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "SUPER SPEEDY NINJA RUNNING ON ADRENALINE AND GETTING THREE EXTRA HITS IN BEFORE YOU CAN RETALIATE, ACTIVATE!!!1!!" The chocolate she had with brunch is really kicking in. And it's not like these bots play fair either. The droid hits the girl with an epi-pen to bring her down from her sugar high. May Hemm = 85 Droid = 30
She doesn't have THAT type of allergies, just the pollen and smoke variety. You do realize that the epi in epi-pen is short for epinephrine... which is like A SHOT OF PURE ADRENALINE!!!1!!!!! so you're the reason why she got all hyper and crazy before crashing and burning. "And if I burn, you burn with me." The new droid comes in just as the girl begins twitching and becoming conscious again. It pretends to be there as a medical droid and offers an IV of Cherry Kool Aid © to refresh them. May Hemm = 140 Droid = 250
"Oh puh-leeze. Do you really think I was dumb enough to shoplift KOOL-AID as a child? Obviously I pocketed the high quality drink mixes." She splashes the Kool-Aid (corporated or whatever) back at the droid. The droid backs away and tries scrubbing off the sugary sweetness. It fires off an electronet at the girl to keep her at bay while it cleans itself. May Hemm = 140 Droid = 140
"My, oh my. Time for YOU to say good-bye. Clearly you droids aren't made to multitask."
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 3, 3
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:41 pm
DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPTests out a new droid. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid studied very hard before the test but the girl slipped some trick questions in there at the last minute. The droid pours over its notes and realizes that the test was based on a chapter the girl hadn't even gone over yet. It brings the evidence before the school board. Fred = 140 Droid = 140
Do not blame me if you were not prepared properly. Fred 140 Droid 85 The droid brings its parents in as character witnesses to attest to the fact that the droid did in fact study quite hard on the material provided by the girl. They have no photo evidence, but they are heavy contributors to the district and their word should be enough. Fred = 30 Droid = 85
Seems I am fighting more than just the droid. Fred 30 Droid 30
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 1, 2
Total: 7 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 2:23 pm
DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS The droid is fizzling and sputtering from the massive blows. It leaks oil at the girl's feet and a spark sets it off. Sachara = 85 Droid = 30
sachara = 85 droid = 30 UNBELIVIEABLE! The droid is unable to access its processors. It is also having trouble controlling what is left of its servomotors. A few thermal detonators roll out of a hidden compartment in its chassis, nonetheless. Sachara = 30 Droid = 30
sachara = 30 droid = gone FINALLY! The droid creeps up behind the girl as she gloats over her recent conquest. It ignites its lightsaber and slashes at her spine. Sachara = 195 Droid = 250
sachara = 195 droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 6, 2
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:14 am
Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord She doesn't have THAT type of allergies, just the pollen and smoke variety. You do realize that the epi in epi-pen is short for epinephrine... which is like A SHOT OF PURE ADRENALINE!!!1!!!!! so you're the reason why she got all hyper and crazy before crashing and burning. "And if I burn, you burn with me." The new droid comes in just as the girl begins twitching and becoming conscious again. It pretends to be there as a medical droid and offers an IV of Cherry Kool Aid © to refresh them. May Hemm = 140 Droid = 250
"Oh puh-leeze. Do you really think I was dumb enough to shoplift KOOL-AID as a child? Obviously I pocketed the high quality drink mixes." She splashes the Kool-Aid (corporated or whatever) back at the droid. The droid backs away and tries scrubbing off the sugary sweetness. It fires off an electronet at the girl to keep her at bay while it cleans itself. May Hemm = 140 Droid = 140
"My, oh my. Time for YOU to say good-bye. Clearly you droids aren't made to multitask." The droid seems to have removed all of the gunk. It balls it up and sets it on fire before throwing it at the girl's head. May Hemm = 85 Droid = 85
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 3, 3
Total: 7 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:16 am
Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPTests out a new droid. Fred 250 Droid 140 The droid studied very hard before the test but the girl slipped some trick questions in there at the last minute. The droid pours over its notes and realizes that the test was based on a chapter the girl hadn't even gone over yet. It brings the evidence before the school board. Fred = 140 Droid = 140
Do not blame me if you were not prepared properly. Fred 140 Droid 85 The droid brings its parents in as character witnesses to attest to the fact that the droid did in fact study quite hard on the material provided by the girl. They have no photo evidence, but they are heavy contributors to the district and their word should be enough. Fred = 30 Droid = 85
Seems I am fighting more than just the droid. Fred 30 Droid 30 The droid publicizes the entire affair on national television, of course remitting any of its personal responsibility to pay closer attention to the syllabus the teacher of lessons hands out at the beginning of each semester. Fred = 30 Droid = 30
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 7, 2
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:18 am
sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara sachara = 85 droid = 30 UNBELIVIEABLE! The droid is unable to access its processors. It is also having trouble controlling what is left of its servomotors. A few thermal detonators roll out of a hidden compartment in its chassis, nonetheless. Sachara = 30 Droid = 30
sachara = 30 droid = gone FINALLY! The droid creeps up behind the girl as she gloats over her recent conquest. It ignites its lightsaber and slashes at her spine. Sachara = 195 Droid = 250
sachara = 195 droid = 250 The girl is obviously stunned. The droid takes advantage of this by handing her a thermal detonator and telling her it is an apple. Sachara = 85 Droid = 250
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I_bord_I rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 5, 2
Total: 8 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:00 am
DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord She doesn't have THAT type of allergies, just the pollen and smoke variety. You do realize that the epi in epi-pen is short for epinephrine... which is like A SHOT OF PURE ADRENALINE!!!1!!!!! so you're the reason why she got all hyper and crazy before crashing and burning. "And if I burn, you burn with me." The new droid comes in just as the girl begins twitching and becoming conscious again. It pretends to be there as a medical droid and offers an IV of Cherry Kool Aid © to refresh them. May Hemm = 140 Droid = 250
"Oh puh-leeze. Do you really think I was dumb enough to shoplift KOOL-AID as a child? Obviously I pocketed the high quality drink mixes." She splashes the Kool-Aid (corporated or whatever) back at the droid. The droid backs away and tries scrubbing off the sugary sweetness. It fires off an electronet at the girl to keep her at bay while it cleans itself. May Hemm = 140 Droid = 140
"My, oh my. Time for YOU to say good-bye. Clearly you droids aren't made to multitask." The droid seems to have removed all of the gunk. It balls it up and sets it on fire before throwing it at the girl's head. May Hemm = 85 Droid = 85
"Fighting fire with fire? LMAOOO!" The chaotic, spring-born descendent of tailors bats the flaming wad back in the droid's direction with the broadside of her sword.
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