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[Epic Paradox]

My favorite ever sub is named Mr. Albert. He is the coolest dude ever.

Just in general.

So yeah.

xD  

[avenged_king]

Anyone here?  

[the_rotten1]

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

< Should be doing college work. Bah!  

[avenged_king]

It is fine! How are you?  

[the_rotten1]

Tired and horny.  

[avenged_king]

Haha, should I leave?  

[the_rotten1]

Nah, I won't do anything indecent.

You asked though. :p  

[avenged_king]

Haha, very good.  

[the_rotten1]

So, what're you up to tonight?  

[avenged_king]

Listening to some music, roelplaying. How about you?  

[the_rotten1]

Listening to music, writing porn, and still trying to get my college work done despite being really, really drowsy.  

[avenged_king]

How do you write porn? And be careful not to get your college work and the porn mixed up together.  

[the_rotten1]

Oh, I didn't. Actually my college work is done now.

How do you write porn? Well, as with all writing it really helps to have a thesaurus handy. Lots of descriptive nouns and verbs and adjectives.  

[avenged_king]

Hm, never thought about that.  

[the_rotten1]

It's actually quite difficult. I sucked at it (no pun intended) when I first started, but after years of practice I've become pretty good.

Actually I got a compliment from someone on fanfiction.net a little while back saying that a fic I wrote was some of the hottest yaoi they've read.

Do I sound conceited?