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[K-DUCK]

Um, anyone have a song for the insanely hyper?  

[Gaytor Bait]

You can do it Mags, you're writing is amazing!

@ ASh - Was it you? O-o  

[K-DUCK]

Epic Paradox

They be hatin' us, cuz we're glamourous

OH MY GOD.

I have, like, all of 10 days to submit something for this contest. It is ever so stressful, because I NEED to win. It's a writing contest, and the prize is a full scholarship to a $6,000 summer program which includes a trip to England. I NEED TO WIN.

If I can do this, maybe my parents will realize how serious I am about writing, and maybe they'll help me get the money to go to the School of the Art Institute of Chicago, where I want to go to college. It's so important to me! But I just don't know!!! I'm freaking out!!!!

I NEED MORAL SUPPORT!!!!

They be hatin' us cuz I'm fabulous

YOU CAN DO IT! I believe in you!  

[Gaytor Bait]

heart  

[Gaytor Bait]

Dude there was an advertisement on myspace that said "My wrinkles melted away".
Oh dear she lit her face on fire was the first thing that came to mind.
gonk  

[Hiroran]

{ Go Mag! I hope you win! }

 

[K-DUCK]

Ms Muffy

Dude there was an advertisement on myspace that said "My wrinkles melted away".
Oh dear she lit her face on fire was the first thing that came to mind.
gonk

Haha, this one time last year I saw this ad for single men and I saw a woman! I laughed for like 10 minutes.  

[Gaytor Bait]

Haha nice there was one I saw for getting rid of stretch marks and they put stetch marks.
I laughed for awhile.
: D  

[K-DUCK]

This one ad someone once showed me said that it had pot and if you were interested.  

[Gaytor Bait]

Lawl.  

[K-DUCK]

whee  

[Daydream Delivery]

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to ******** myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that b***h Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!  

[avenged_king]

Daydream Delivery

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to ******** myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that b***h Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

Is Canada on strike? rofl  

[Guru Drak]

stare  

[Daydream Delivery]

Damn straight, we're on strike! and until we get more money... we're not gonna say 'aboot' or 'eh' anymore!
so please... donate...