Thing you would never hear them say...(.Hack word game.)

[RoleplayPirateNinjaZombie]

-mistral falls and looses her pricless velma glasses-
Mistral: My glasses! I lost my glasses!
-Kite nudges haseo-
Kite: Just wait until the DateRape Drugs kick in.
Haseo: You're strait!? Eww.  

[BreathLessX]

( WHERE EVERYONE WAS IN CHAOS!)

Haseo: WHAT'S THE POINT OF TOUCHING BUTTONS?! YATA!!! STOP TOUCHING BUTTONS!!! AND YOU, KUHN!!!! STOP BITCHING AT HOW I RUN THINGS?! GOT THAT!? IT'S ALL FOR SHINO!!! NOT FOR ATOLI!!! and you!!! PI!!! STOPING TELLING ME TO LISTEN TO YOU?! WHO CARES WHAT A SINGLE WOMEN HAS TO SAY!!! AND YOU ATOLI SPEAK THE ******** UP!!! GOD!!!
Yata: He's so PMSing right now.
Atoli: -whispher- yes he is.  

[The Slate Scholar]

HAY. HAY. THAT WAS MEAN OF YOU ALL. IMMA GO
RIGHT POETRY AND DEN KUT MISELF. TT~TT  

[The Slate Scholar]

TT~TT  

[Chaotic Tragedie]

NYU DDD: I DONT WANT TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP TONIGHT ;W;

 

[Thefallacy_of_BlueInnis]

ninja  

[BreathLessX]

*yayyyy!! kaps are unstuckith!*

Ovan: You want to know right?
Haseo: know what?
Ovan: what I got in meh panths?
Haseo: Well, yeah.....
Ovan: Well you can't know what I got in meh panths!
haseo: ...Ovan...you have shino in there?
Ovan: Oh, itsa parteh in der.

Alkaid" Remember....boys...don't...cry
haseo: BIG BOYS DON'T CRYYYY!!!
Alkaid: Just end me now....  

[Thefallacy_of_BlueInnis]

Atoli: I'm gonna pimp slap BreathlessX!!!  

[Thefallacy_of_BlueInnis]

XxGrieverxX

k. wuz the point of the yummy heart...

*picks up pen slowly

NO!

*slaps pen

No more poetry till I build up my vocabulary

You see I'm trying to eschew lame diction as to not be blatant with my dull word choice. I would Lascerate and eviscerate my hand If i start writing poetry.