Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[high-boob]

because we want to smell the ground

why does the fat lady sing?  

[irishcocoa]

she sings because there's nothing else to do.

why does peanut butter stick to the roof of your mouth?  

[ziggy rocks]

because it's an alien silencing device

why does pizza have cheese on it?  

[3m0_C0oKi3]

umm...cause everybody likes cheese

why do we poop down?  

[irishcocoa]

because humans are upside down.


why do turkeys gobble?  

[big_yellow_taxi]

Because they have trouble meowing


How long does water take to freeze?  

[irishcocoa]

As long as it wants to.

Why is paper white?  

[3m0_C0oKi3]

good question...lol
cause its duh color dat describes duh human mind...BLANK

why do birds fly  

[irishcocoa]

because they never learned to walk.

why are there beaches?  

[3m0_C0oKi3]

so hobos can take a bath

y do we laugh  

[irishcocoa]

because there is nothing else to do O.o

why is it called marijuana?  

[3m0_C0oKi3]

it was duh first 2 ppl to smoke it  

[3m0_C0oKi3]

y do we have shemales  

[irishcocoa]

so we get confused.

why is snow white?  

[Hey_Tre_Hey]

you havent peed on it yet


y do dogs walk like cats?