Bun bun turel

[trash witch]

Who said it was gonna get killed? At this point, I think it might just die. D:

 

[lilwriter23]

The baby is gonna die?! *takes it back* Why? cry  

[trash witch]

Well, if it keeps playing with my plague stick, for starters...

 

[lilwriter23]

Ahh! *pulls baby away from it* Why would you put that near it?  

[trash witch]

Hey, it's not my fault. D:

Your baby likes to play with disease-infected sticks.

 

[lilwriter23]

...that sounded so very wrong...  

[trash witch]

Or I could've said disease-infected wood. Or rods.

Hurr hurr hurr.

 

[lilwriter23]

They all sound wrong. The point is please don't put the plague stick near the baby. *pays somebody to change the baby's diaper then goes back to holding it*  

[trash witch]

My plague doctor outfit is awfully lethal...

Maybe I should change.

 

[lilwriter23]

Only if you want to *baby cries* Oh no it's doing that again...  

[trash witch]

Changed.

Now I'm a zombie. ;o

 

[lilwriter23]

Awesome...now how do you stop a baby from crying...besides killing it  

[trash witch]

Sew its mouth shut.

Hey, it won't kill it.

 

[lilwriter23]

Mouth...maybe it's hungry...*buys baby formular and feeds it then burps it* Hey it shut up! And it's still alive!  

[trash witch]

And now you see why I laughed when Lil Raz called me motherly.

AHAHAHAHAAAA.