Crix Madine Facts

[Des Voh]

Crix Madine is the Master Chief's true identity.  

[Darkened Angel]

Capcom and SNK were thinking of making Crix Madine a boss character to fight against at the end of a new fighting game, but decided not to since nobody can beat him and win the game, and it didn't reach beyond Beta.

Later on, Crix Madine himself Beta tested the game and beat his virtual counterpart easily. Nobody can beat the original, not even his clone.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Only Crix Madine can be referred to in third person.  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine beats the Konami code into the faces of his victims and activates it every time.  

[Darkened Angel]

All games have a universal cheat.

Simply naming your character " Crix Madine " unlocks godmode, roundhouse kick attack powers, and total unsurpassed awesomeness.

However, this cheat only works for the real Crix Madine. Anyone else attempting to use it gets a roundhouse kick in the face.  

[elvisnake]

Crix Madine, however, never needs to use the cheat, as the games, sensing that it is Crix Madine playing, give him those bonuses automatically.  

[Darkened Angel]

In an update for several games, when the player encounters Crix Madine as a boss, it simply says, " You cannot hope to defeat Crix Madine. " and results in a game over, a small attempt by the creators to spare idiotic players from Crix's wrath, assuming his character doesn't decide to jump out of the game and roundhouse kick them for real.  

[ElladanKenet]

Des Voh

Crix Madine is the Master Chief's true identity.

If that were true, there would never be any game beyond Halo.

The entire Covenant Empire would've been destroyed with a single Roundhouse kick.

Plus, it would've been impossible to die, even on Legendary. In fact, even if you modded Halo's Legendary into a difficulty level twenty billion times more difficult than the Legendary on Halo 47, you would still beat the game in less time than it takes my laptop to process the data needed to type a single letter.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Crix Madine doesn't need to do the Time Warp dance, he can teleport with is mind.  

[ElladanKenet]

Barq's does not have bite.

Crix Madine does.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Crix was never after the Lucky charms, cause all he needs to do is blink and they appear before him.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine doesn't worry about Barney grabbing his pebbles. Noone's that foolish.  

[Nelowulf]

Trix are for kids.... after Crix MAdine gets his fill.  

[ElladanKenet]

When Lafar Jones was finally dismissed from the hospital, it went on the record that he had seven broken ribs, a concussion, his arms were cauterized, and his face was indistinquishable from a slab of meat a wolf had chewed on.

Then Crix Madine came and beat the s**t out of him again.  

[Darkened Angel]

It's just a jump to the left,
And then a step to the right.
Put your hands on Mr. Crix,
And then prepare for a fight.
You throw your best punch,
But your attempt is futile.
Let's get roundhouse kicked again!