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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:35 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:32 pm
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Some Jock: "Hey, Vampira! I've got something you can suck!"
I've got a sleeve on my arm, and in school some dumb girl goes:
"Hey, fake tattoos aren't allowed!"
"Mine's not fake."
"So?"
"I can't exactly take it off."
"I think you can with a cheese grater. I saw it on the Simpsons once."
This one's from a girl I was talking to. She seemed pretty cool unitl:
"Hey, aren't you dating -?"
"Yeah"
"Oh, my God! How can you stand to be seen with someone who wears as much make-up as you?!"
I don't even remember what triggered this, but a group of girls were being bitches, and one goes:
"Hey, I think you made her sad! She's going to go cut herself now!"
"Hey, are you goth? Does black turn you on?"(God, that one was annoying!)
I'm half Spanish, and I totally look like it. So, of course, some racist jerk has to say, "Hey, w*****k! Go back to your own freaking country!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:11 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:28 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:30 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:19 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:34 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:52 am
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Soulless Encounter hmmm...i got a good one i was waiting for my bus home an some prep walked over to me.. prep:hey me: stares Prep:...are you a satanic goth?? me: ::pause::...::crossed my eyes:: an said...Duuhhaa you...have a a muffin??? Prep:...are u restarted? me: ..oh sorry you just looked liked a dumb prep.....
I think your 'insult' was more pathetic than theirs. |
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:16 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:02 am
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Well other than the age old "You worship satan" thing, I've had a few others. I have been called a witch before which I laugh at because I am actually wiccan/pagan. Often when I get insulted I have a really amazing insane laugh appantly, so I just laugh and it scares them.
One time however, in the town I live in, while sat in the park with a few friends, some chavs came up that I knew from school/college, admittedly it was summer, but all they did was give an idiortic laugh, (anyone else noticed Chav's seem to laugh in the same sort of way?) and said "You're wearing black, aren't ya?" To which I replyed. "Yes, I am wearing black, cleaver you for pointing out the obvious, I'm sure you're friends will be jealous that you had enough brain power to do that." I suppose that could sound quite nasty but the truth is, they have never been nice to me, so I see no need to be nice to them.
Mostly I ignore stupid insults or come back with one-liners or some comment they have to work out.
Another time was at graudation, I was wearing a black and red medieval maiden style top and thrilled skirt, when I went up on stage to collect my record of achievement one of the people shouted out "Gothic satan worshipper!" I burst out laughing right on stage and they got took out of hall but it was funny. After the ceremony they came up to me and said they would get me. So I decided to play up to them and replyed "Not if satan answers my prays and gets you first dear." .... Oh well that's just me though...
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:22 am
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Sada Mitsuko Well other than the age old "You worship satan" thing, I've had a few others. I have been called a witch before which I laugh at because I am actually wiccan/pagan. Often when I get insulted I have a really amazing insane laugh appantly, so I just laugh and it scares them. One time however, in the town I live in, while sat in the park with a few friends, some chavs came up that I knew from school/college, admittedly it was summer, but all they did was give an idiortic laugh, (anyone else noticed Chav's seem to laugh in the same sort of way?) and said "You're wearing black, aren't ya?" To which I replyed. "Yes, I am wearing black, cleaver you for pointing out the obvious, I'm sure you're friends will be jealous that you had enough brain power to do that." I suppose that could sound quite nasty but the truth is, they have never been nice to me, so I see no need to be nice to them. Mostly I ignore stupid insults or come back with one-liners or some comment they have to work out. Another time was at graudation, I was wearing a black and red medieval maiden style top and thrilled skirt, when I went up on stage to collect my record of achievement one of the people shouted out "Gothic satan worshipper!" I burst out laughing right on stage and they got took out of hall but it was funny. After the ceremony they came up to me and said they would get me. So I decided to play up to them and replyed "Not if satan answers my prays and gets you first dear." .... Oh well that's just me though...
Nice one....*evil sniker* |
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:34 am
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