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 Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:42 pm
That's how I roll *collects bad puns*
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:43 pm
Captain Verd That's how I roll *collects bad puns* Now there's something I like. Unfortunately, I'll laugh at a lot of bad puns. lol
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:47 pm
A woman gets pregnant with twins, and although she can't keep the kids, she decides to have them and put them up for adoption. The first one is adopted by a family in Egypt, and is named Amahl. The second is adopted by a family in Spain, and is named Juan. Twelve years later, the mother gets a letter and a photograph from Juan. She sighs and tells her husband she wishes she had a picture of both her boys.
"What's the big deal?" He asks. "You've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl!"
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:49 pm
Captain Verd A woman gets pregnant with twins, and although she can't keep the kids, she decides to have them and put them up for adoption. The first one is adopted by a family in Egypt, and is named Amahl. The second is adopted by a family in Spain, and is named Juan. Twelve years later, the mother gets a letter and a photograph from Juan. She sighs and tells her husband she wishes she had a picture of both her boys. "What's the big deal?" He asks. "You've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl!" Holy crap. Okay, most people can't make me laugh. Especially not with the computer. But somehow, this one DID make me laugh. Oh my god. And it's so bad. lol
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:54 pm
That's why it's so awesome, dude. Puns rock *pats arsenal*
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:59 pm
Captain Verd That's why it's so awesome, dude. Puns rock *pats arsenal* Ahahah. You could be an excellent weapon in future wars. People will laugh themselves to death.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:00 pm
Now that's just stealing from Monty Python.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:02 pm
Captain Verd Now that's just stealing from Monty Python. Exactly. Well, more of a paraphrasing reference. But I hadn't remembered what it was called... The funniest joke ever?
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:03 pm
I dunno. I liked his one about the milkmen though
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:09 pm
Captain Verd I dunno. I liked his one about the milkmen though Oh, yeah! I liked the Ministry of Sillywalks.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:12 pm
Captain Verd A woman gets pregnant with twins, and although she can't keep the kids, she decides to have them and put them up for adoption. The first one is adopted by a family in Egypt, and is named Amahl. The second is adopted by a family in Spain, and is named Juan. Twelve years later, the mother gets a letter and a photograph from Juan. She sighs and tells her husband she wishes she had a picture of both her boys. "What's the big deal?" He asks. "You've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl!" ... *is too dumb to understand*
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:14 pm
...You've seen one you've seen 'em all?
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:15 pm
Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Captain Verd A woman gets pregnant with twins, and although she can't keep the kids, she decides to have them and put them up for adoption. The first one is adopted by a family in Egypt, and is named Amahl. The second is adopted by a family in Spain, and is named Juan. Twelve years later, the mother gets a letter and a photograph from Juan. She sighs and tells her husband she wishes she had a picture of both her boys. "What's the big deal?" He asks. "You've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl!" ... *is too dumb to understand* "You've seen one, you've seen them all." The boy's were twins. That phrase is also used to refer to... well... xd
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:24 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:26 pm
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