The person below me

[LunaSoulKeeper]

When there itchy as hell - which happens from time to time (no contacts)
the person below me has tried aligator before and though it was tasty  

[Earth Sensei]

nope never tried it

the person below me wore a tutu with their Romeo outfit during the school play

 

[ConsummateCaricature]

OH goodness!! it was fun!!

The person below me...
blew me.  

[JTN]

*wipes mouth... ties balloon knot... attaches string so she won't float away*


The person below me just might have a problem with someone loudly explaining the term "Dutch Rudder" to him/her... during church/while visiting Grandma/when cornered in a public restroom.  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

Never. Always being over-the-top with your weirdness, eh?

The person below me thinks weirdness can damage one's brain over time. (Not meant to discourage those who love being weird.)  

[JTN]

Yes, I have been known to cause madness in laboratory rats...


The person below me loves the bacon.  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

*drool* I'll eat em' till my heart rate is dangerously lower than it should be

The person below me believes that most of the car accidents that occured to them was the other guy's fault.  

[NGH 757 BBM]

tru... just like dat time I died in a car accident
but legends never die

da person below me (no homo)
got raped by a girraffe  

[[ Amputated Freckle ]]

Fortunately, no.

The person below me had/has braces.

 

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

unfortunatly, yes.

the person below me still has an imaginary friend  

[Eisenkrieger]

hell's yeah! his name is bob.
he is osumz!!!!!!

he really does do that, too.


ppl b low me belch burp in public and dont give a damn  

[JTN]

No... it's just not good manners.

*farts in elevator*



The person below me likes cute li'l asses...
 

[Eisenkrieger]

but only on women



and NOT as in "mule ona lady" jus fyi



ppl bneath me electricute themself/selves on purpose/ constantly  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

If I were a masochist and/or had Tourette's, then yes. But since I don't fall into either one of these dreadful situations, hell no.

The person below me suffered from JTN's bipolar disorder. (I sure am not afflicted by mental disorders, except Asperger's.)  

[Eisenkrieger]

wtf is jtns bipolar disorder?



ppl b-low like exploding things