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[Millenium Joker]

Okay, imagine this.

Rice seasoned with olive oil, salt, oregano, and lemon pepper.

Steak, oven-baked with paprika, oregano, garlic salt, thyme, soy sauce, seasoning salts/sauces, and various other spices, extremely tenderized, hand-kneaded so the spices get all in it, and smothered in honey barbecue sauce.

I just prepared that. Just gonna let it bake for a while then we can eat! blaugh  

[Connorthecreator]

SOUNDS WONDERFUL!! I was drooling just thinking about it (really, I was)  

[chidorilash]

@Conner: Hello *pushes you off an kicks you*Stranger Danger! xP

@Joey: They need a drooling face for the emotes. Sounds good, omg.
Where are you? I'ma jack your food >.<

 

[Millenium Joker]

And I came up with that recipe in like.... 3 minutes! blaugh  

[Connorthecreator]

I do the same thing all the time, But I'm more of a spread man XD  

[chidorilash]

I still want some.
So mean of you to tell us what you made an not share D=

@Conner: lol. As long as the food I make isn't burnt/dropped/rottened then I consider it cooking. ;>.>

 

[Millenium Joker]

Well, we'll see how it turns out- one thing about barbecue sauce on meat is that it caramelizes, making you think the meat is done, but it could still be undercooked inside.  

[Connorthecreator]

lol, meat can be a pain XD  

[Millenium Joker]

Guys...................

I cried.

I thought I burned the meat, but I baked it perfectly. Not too chewy, little fat on it, and it was seasoned just right.... It was PERFECT! crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying  

[roadie bear]

awww poor emo kid crying  

[jessi_angel94_2]

lolz, now your making me hungry. lolz  

[Millenium Joker]

buy ur own bear

awww poor emo kid crying

Dude, ******** off. I ain't no pansy-a** Emo piece of s**t, I'm a Metalhead through and through. You call someone like me a god-damned Emo and we'll rape you with a ********' meat hook, you disgusting little s**t. I'm just passionate about food- a chef must love his work, after all.  

[Kitten254]

buy ur own bear

awww poor emo kid crying

*cough* L impersonator *cough* *HACK*  

[Millenium Joker]

More like a ******** douchebag. stare  

[Kitten254]

ya i suppose...
that dish you made sounded good....sadly i cant have it... sad