The Nursery

[Scrab Demon]

I hated those flying bastards in SH1.

I mean, I suck at it too, which is why I just watched my dad play it, but still.

Combined with that damn camera, even I was getting kinda pissed at them.  

[ArkRaptor]

I keep getting run over by the train on 3.

In Normal Action mode, there's THREE dogs that keep
you from getting off the tracks and to safety.

Drives me nuts.

I keep trying to click, "GET UP, YOU FOOL! GET OFF THE TRACKS! D: "
and the dogs keep tackling me and grabbing onto my legs.

 

[Scrab Demon]

Ouch.

I haven't seen 3 yet. I vaguely remember seeing my dad play it waaay back then.

Kick the dogs in the face. >:3

*is still trying to get James to stop staring at boobs long enough to kill things*  

[ArkRaptor]

I'm just gonna do like I do on SH1.

PLAY EASY MODE OVER AND OVER AGAIN 'TILL I'M AWESOME AT IT.

Like, 'till I breeze through it as easy as I do Okami or a Spyro game.
Or SH2 in this case, since I'm really good at that one.

James listens to me~ ;D

 

[Scrab Demon]

Do you give him pats on the head for managing to refrain from boobie time?

Now that I think about it, I haven't finished Spyro. I beat gnasty gnork, but I still had to collect all the gems. I can't find my memory card though...

(Also: I lol'd really really hard and now my stomach hurts. Proff. Kliener is made of awesome. THAT'S HOT.)  

[ArkRaptor]

I also give him health drinks and let him rest
when he gets tired out from all the running.

WHAT, THE INTRO ALONE HAD ME IN TEARS.

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Kitty, I voted for you in the arenas. Please stop raping me  

[Scrab Demon]

XDDDDD

If Pokeymans were like that, I'd start watching it again.

EDIT: I'll be back in a few, I'm going to go foraging for food...

EDITEDIT: Nevermind. No bread for toast.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

I wanna be the very best. Like no one ever was.  

[ArkRaptor]

Lieutenant Turel

Kitty, I voted for you in the arenas. Please stop raping me

Oh, you're here. That reminds me.

*punches Turel in the face*

Raziel wanted me to give you that.

 

[Scrab Demon]

*cheers*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

*swears violently*  

[ArkRaptor]

*tacklerapes Turel*

That comment you made about Rahab leaving Raziel cut him deep, man.

NO ONE HURTS THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD AND GETS AWAY UNSCATHED.

OR UNVIOLATED.

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

I see the blue anorexic emo can't take a F***ing joke. Well, I can play that game too, PH. You see, what would happen to Raziel if Rahab didn't get to sign on?  

[Scrab Demon]

I can see where this is going...

*spontaneously spawns popcorn*