The Nursery

[ArkRaptor]

Pffft, you can't take jokes, either.

Do you want me to knock you up, too?

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Raziel needs to get a self esteem check and stop dumping his insecurities on me.

@KZ I'll abort it, roast it, and have the vultures devour the corpse.  

[ArkRaptor]

See? YOU can't take a joke. D:<

 

[Scrab Demon]

HA! *munch munch*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

I don't trust someone who violates me repeatedly. I can't take jokes from you. *livid*  

[ArkRaptor]

Pfffft, your loss.

I have a wonderful sense of humor~

 

[ArkRaptor]

I'll be right back, guys.

Gotta go take a shower.

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

I think I'll go castrate myself now  

[Scrab Demon]

Kay~  

[Lieutenant Turel]

I'll go borrow needle and thread from Melchiah to sew up my hole  

[Scrab Demon]

ಠ_ಠ

...And you realize she'll just rip you a new one, right?  

[Lieutenant Turel]

*snarls* well then, I might as well jump in the Abyss to end this torment.  

[Scrab Demon]

The Elder God can bring you back as a skeleton zombie thing like Raziel.

Then you'll spend the rest of your life all emo and unable to take a joke.

And permanently penisless.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

I think I'm going to hide from this guild then since I just get ganged up on.  

[Scrab Demon]

...if you hide from the guild, how will you see your new little niece?