The Poll Guild Bar of DOOM!

[cookie_pirate_sora506]

*sits @ bar* Sora needs sake.
Axel: WHA!!!
Oh and the baby wants a wine cooler.
Axel: GOO?
Fine, whiskey for the baby, but I still need sake.  

[Super Star Jimmy Josh X]

stare scream SORA BABIES DON'T DRINK LIQUOR! *gives you formula for the child* stare  

[cookie_pirate_sora506]

I'm not the one who asked for it. stare Axel sneaks away an smokes my mommy's cigars. I think I might have found a bad egg. Maybe there's a reason someone just left him at a mall. sweatdrop
*axel pulls sora's hair and cries until I give him my sake*
gonk Another round please.  

[Super Star Jimmy Josh X]

stare  

[cookie_pirate_sora506]

Zee baby ish evil I tell you. Maybe I should put it back...
*axel pulls hair*
Joking. Joking. Sora ish joking. crying  

[Super Star Jimmy Josh X]

xd  

[cookie_pirate_sora506]

gonk *infant terror beats sora* gonk  

[Super Star Jimmy Josh X]

*hits it over the head with a beer*  

[cookie_pirate_sora506]

Baby Axel: Goo goo gah goo gah gah.. bub.
Sora thinks he said, "you shouldn't have done that... bub," Maybe.
*baby axel calls mob*
I blinking knew it!!! BAD BABY. We don't join the mafia in this house. *sora hits baby's hand*
*baby pulls hair out*
Owowowowow!!! I meant, we only join the yakuza. Honest mistake. sweatdrop  

[Super Star Jimmy Josh X]

*stops time and moves the mob through space some where else*  

[cookie_pirate_sora506]

O.o
Baby: GOOOOO!!! Goo gah gah goo bloo goo gah goo goo.
Me thinks the baby said. "WOW! You're good. Join me and we be friends."  

[Super Star Jimmy Josh X]

No Axel I'm Super Star X I'm a Hero to those in trouble I don't do evil.  

[cookie_pirate_sora506]

Axel: Goo gahh goo gahhh gah goo goo gah goo goo no gah mama goo rox-rox.
I think he said, "Then that means we must be enemies. And trust me, I'm nothing like mama or rox-rox."
Axel: *calls more mob and yakuza and smokes cigars* Goo gah gah.
What do you mean, "Let them come"?
Axel: Gah.
"Watch?" Watch what? *300 super-powered mobters break down the door* Oh... that.  

[Super Star Jimmy Josh X]

*opens up a black hole and sucks them up in it.