Corrupt A Wish

[worm squirm]

i used to play this game with a little girl i knew!

GRANTED! but the door locks, and you have to sleep outside in it.

i wish for no homophobia.  

[Neulatyyny]

^granted, but now straightphobia has born
I wish someone would sleep next to me  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

granted, but they have crabs and you get it

i wish i had vanilla

would that make me a bad person???

 

[worm squirm]

GRANTED!
but by vanilla, you get a scratched old vanilla ice CD that skips and occasionally makes dying cat noises.

i wish my girl lived closer.  

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but you still could never see her.


I wish I HAD a girl, lol.

 

[worm squirm]

GRANTED!

but she's a 350 pound bodybuilder named edna who smells like rotting roadkill. talk2hand  

[cursedcasanova]

didn't make a wish....

I wish I didn't have to pay £300 to get my dog x-rayed tomorrow  

[worm squirm]

ohcrap, i forgot.

granted, he dies later tonight.

i wish stretching ears wasn't so painful.  

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but you ended up paying 750 instead.


Granted but...can you make something bad out of that? LOL.
I wish Warped Tour was here already!

 

[worm squirm]

very true.
maybe that they over-stretch ?
i don't wanna go past 5/8"

GRANTED!
but the bands cancel
and are replaced by your school band class.
no refunds.

i wish finals were over already.  

[Incubus Guru]

I love gauges haha I want some really bad.



Granted but you had to sit in class all day instead.

 

[worm squirm]

i totally recommend it.
they look gorgeous.
if you don't want the taper pain,
buy plugs
and PTFE or bondage tape
every day wrap 2-3 layers of tape around
and put them back in
it's amazing.

no question, so

I WISH my tummy didn't hurt.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

granted, it stops... the implodes xD

i wish i had hot ramen

would that make me a bad person???

 

[Neulatyyny]

Granted, but I stole it and ate it all
I wish my girlfriend was here  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

granted, but she doesnt talk to you

i wish she didnt steal my ramen >.<

would that make me a bad person???