Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[irishcocoa]

because cats walk like dogs O.o

why is it called the great outdoors?  

[big_yellow_taxi]

Becasue if it was called the crap outdoors then no one would go out....

Why does feta smell  

[irishcocoa]

because it's a solid fart O.o

Why is a panther black?  

[stephie_moon]

becuz it eats blackberries

why is a keyboard a keyboard if it doesn't unlock something?  

[irishcocoa]

its a conspiracy to determine the most popular sites O.o

why is it called a cell phone?  

[big_yellow_taxi]

because if it was a sell phone.. then it would constantly be sold and you could never have enough time to use it.


Why is it breakfast... and not breaklow?  

[irishcocoa]

because no one has time to stop and eat the meal lowly O.o

what are pancakes made out of?  

[The God of Fail]

pans duh.

are we dead?  

[toxictofu202]

Well, are we alive? -Answerz question with question-

Why are pickelsssssssssss sssssssssssalteh?

 

[irishcocoa]

because they're made out of salt

why does it snow?  

[xThe Jessterx]

B/c they are the tears of emo angels

Where do babies come from? (had to do it though I'm sure it's been asked before)  

[irishcocoa]

from the cabbage patch

which came first: the orange fruit or the orange color??  

[xThe Jessterx]

Neither, red came first b/c it's first in the rainbow. XD

How did the color yellow get it's name?  

[PakuyoChama]

From the first letter of each word in this sentence: "Yes, elephants like lemons...oh wait...." And lemons are yellow wink

Why does it snow snow and not ice cream? gonk  

[irishcocoa]

because no one asked for ice cream to fall from the sky.

why is it called freezing rain (since it's a contradiction)?