Bun bun turel

[lilwriter23]

your laugh is scary me a little...  

[Lieutenant Turel]

*watches as baby leaves his arms*
You took my dinner away.  

[trash witch]

D'awww.

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

*gently takes baby*
I'll take good care of dinner.  

[trash witch]

What's its middle name? o:

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Dinner's middle name is leftovers.  

[trash witch]

N'awwww.

Dinner Leftovers Turelslastname.

So exotic~

 

[lilwriter23]

*takes the baby back* It's name is not dinner...it's a girl so it's name should be feminine (or however you spell it) like...Dessert.

No eating the child!  

[trash witch]

Oh alri--

Wait, is that a GINGER kid?

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT scream

 

[lilwriter23]

Don't kill it!...it is kinda creeping me out though...I guess babies aren't supposed to drink human blood...  

[trash witch]

Why do I suspect that it's one of Zephon's illegitimate children?

He's the only vampire with red hair. >.>

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

Zephon would act motherly to any child he has, I'm certain.

So, the baby is Dessert.  

[lilwriter23]

I dunno who's baby it is.

And yes, her name is Dessert. And what is your last name Turel?  

[trash witch]

...Does anyone in Nosgoth even have a last name?

Except for Janos, but I always thought Audron was just part of his first name.

 

[lilwriter23]

Hmm...well I guess Dessert is fine by itself