Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[magic taco bunneh]

cuz im not gay 0.0  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

i dont know (i heart your avi!!!)  

[jambajay777]

cause i don't know what u are!  

[xXx-Tetsuo-xXx]

hes a cat and cuz ur just not my type  

[Ivory Eve]

Because your a freakin Narutard D<  

[Zombi3_Kill0r]

Because you tie me to the bed and do stuff to me.... redface  

[0mn0mn0m1234]

Cause you have too many weapons  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

your just WAY to happy :0  

[Ivory Eve]

Because I don't want you to be a damn Neko I want you to be an Usagi O:<  

[Zombi3_Kill0r]

I wake up every morning seeing you playing with my rifle.  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

you tried to shoot me DX  

[Toxicated Hugs]

Because I have my reasons. One is because you wouldn't stop stealing my half of the blanket!!! And then I tripped on one of your cat toys and did a complete face~plant.

 

[xXiMay]

BECUZ U GOT WHITE HAIR!!! scream  

[--Beckys Nightmare--]

I need some kinda miracle…

Because you kept eating my pancakes... stare

...to shake me from this confusion.

 

[keep it creepy]

Because you were way too emo for me.