Crix Madine Facts

[elvisnake]

OJ was innocent. Crix Madine killed his wife and altered reality to make OJ seem guilty.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine kills whoever the ---- he wants.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

The reason EK and Elivs are wearing robot bodies is cause they were mercilessly raped and pillaged in their sleep by Crix Madine.  

[ElladanKenet]

Room 1408 is a regular b***h that insists on you checking ou 'the express-way'.

Except whenever Crix Madine checks in. He just stays however the ******** long he wants.  

[Des Voh]

Crix Madine Likes Tacos.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

The reason Des is wearing a mask and cape is cuz Crix sneezed on him and his flesh melted away.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine wants YOU!  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine was once a candidate for president.

He got 100% of the votes, not because everyone voted for him, but because the machines knew better and refused to acknowledge any other candidates. Those people that attempted to make the machines acknowledge someone else were promptly roundhouse kicked.

Crix Madine didn't take officer however, since he already runs the universe.  

[ElladanKenet]

Only one thing can stop the Unstoppable Juggernaut.

Crix Madine.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine IS the Unstoppable Juggernaut. That other guy is just a cosplayer.  

[ElladanKenet]

Impossible. That would mean Crix Madine is also British, wears Adult Diapers, and has a distinct weakness to people even a little smarter than he has.

OMG! You've just created another paradox! Crix Madine, save us!  

[elvisnake]

Crix Madine can solve any paradox by just saying four words:

"I am Crix Madine."

Afterwards, the paradox just solves itself in whatever way he wants it to.  

[Des Voh]

Crix Madine has Favored Enemy:Everybody.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine can make the unstoppable bullet destroy the unbreakable shield.

Or else.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine can also make the unbreakable shield put a halt to the unstoppable bullet.

It just depends which one he decides he wants to happen.