Lines You'll Never Hear

[Uncle Choco]

Vader:...what is it, my master?
Emperor: I have just formulated a new plan that will oust the rebel scum from hiding and draw them into our clutches!
Vader: What is this plan?
Emperor: Well...I have just set up a division in charge of soliciting food goods to planets which we suspect have rebel activity. But these supplies that we will sell to them have high dosages of deadly toxin.
Vader: So, you're suggesting we put together a bake sale?
Emperor: Not just any bake sale, Lord Vader. An EVIL Bake Sale! Muahahahahaha!
Vader: Er...whatever you say.  

[Nospai Deathous]

"Come back here! I'll bite yer legs off!"
-Jango  

[Nelowulf]

I'm... Too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexxyy...
I'm... Too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants, too sexxyy...

-Palpentine  

[Darkened Angel]

I am a s**t Lord... I mean Sith Lord! Oh God, there goes my coolness... - Vader

Da da da dum da da dum da da da! Da da da da da dum dum da da da! - Stormie walking next to Vader as they go down any hallway

I GOTTA GO, BAD! HOW DO YOU UNZIP THE PANTS ON THIS ARMOR!? - Stormie

I am a level 60 Sith Lord with powergamer stats and Force powers. Don't mess with me, noob, or I will PWN your a**! - Vader  

[Nelowulf]

I have 10,000 gold! And I don't want to spend it!

-FP  

[Darkened Angel]

With all due respect, I hate your guts, Emperor. - Royal Guard

WHAAA! crying * sob * You don't hate me, do you, Teddy? * squeezes a Teddy Bear * - Palpatine.

I love you. Let's be friends, and take over the galaxy together. - Palp's Teddy Bear

Or:

Yes I do, you worthless piece of Hutt slime. Let's NOT be friends real soon. - Palp's Teddy Bear

Palpatine: What's your job, son?
Stormie: I'm a stormtrooper, sir.
Palpatine: Well, not anymore because you're fired.
Vader: * playing a guitar * ( in a rock song tone ) Fired! You're so fired! Ye-e-eah!
Palpatine: A-WHIP CRACK-A!  

[Darkened Angel]

Palpatine: Your path to the bathroom is almost complete.
Vader: God I hope so. I can't it hold much longer! NOW WHERE IS THE DAMN TOILET!? Ay-yi-yi!
Palpatine: Down the hall and take the 3rd right.
Vader: MAKE WAY! * runs down the hall at sub light speed *

( Meanwhile, at the Jedi Council )

Mace: The lure of the bathroom grows stronger in me. I shouldn't have had those burritos...
Obi-Wan: You shouldn't have tried to push yourself. Trying to scarf down 5 burritos is just crap.
Mace: Please... don't say " crap " ...  

[Nelowulf]

*Luke singing*

1 little 2 little 3 little womprats,
4 little 5 little 6 little womprats,
7 little 8 little 9 little womprats,

And 10 million more to go!  

[Nospai Deathous]

Stormtrooper 1 to stormtrooper 2, whilst Darth Vader speaks about random stuff- "Isn't his voice amazing?!"

"They have been kind of annoying... should I? Or shouldn't I?"
Yoda thinking, as he wrestles with the pillar about to fall on Obi-Wan and Anikin
(now you know why he looked so strained with effort!)

"What? It's just a flesh wound!"
-Ponda Babba

Han Solo (singing) to Leia- "Skinnamarinky dinky dink, skinnamarinky doo, I- love- you!"

Obi-Wan- "Use the fork, Luke!"
Luke- "Huh? The fork?"
Obi-Wan- "Sorry. I meant the force."
Luke- "Well, there's a pretty big difference."
Obi-Wan- "I know, but I'm eating up here, and using a fork. It's a kind of a Freudian slip, I guess."
Luke- "Fine time to have a Freudian slip! I have to save the galaxy! What if you forgot to correct yourself? What if you forced me to attempt to attack the Death Star with an eating utensil?!?!"
Obi-Wan- "I said I was sorry..."
Luke- "Well, sorry doesn't cut it. You need to be a wiser and more responsible mentor!"
Obi-Wan- "Oh, screw you, whiney! See if I ever appear to you again after the Battle of Endor!"
Luke- "What's Endor?"

"The power of the dark side compels you! THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE COMPELS YOU!!"- Palpatine, to Luke  

[Kittensaurex]

"My nose really itches..." -Vader

"...MY SITH LORDY-WORDY!" -Vader (Followed by a random hug)  

[Darkened Angel]

You are Anakin Skywalker no longer. Now, you will be... Darth Vader Vader Mo-Mader, Banana Nana Bo-Bader, Fee Fi Fo-Fader! Darth Vader! - Palpatine  

[Missing00]

I thought you said send in the clowns.- clone trooper speaking for entire trooper squad dressed in clown clothes and makeup.

Hang on before I kill you, I just wanna see if this really works *vulcan pinches commander and nothing happens.* aww screw it *force chokes him* -vader

Oops...I think I got the wrong croodinants. Hang on someone is sending us a message from.....What? it says, Battle Star Galactica?- Han Solo  

[neoqueenserenity298]

"I think Hayden Christenson in the hottest guy in the world" Obi-Wan Kenobi. LOL

"Try you must to dress yourself young Padawon" Yoda speaking to Anakin as an adult
"Yes Master Yoda but it's so much easier to just run around in the nude" Anakin. LOL (Wouldn't that be awsome for all you Hayden fans like me)

"Attach that cheerio sized munchkin" Vader.

"Throw away the god damn rule book and while you're at it get me a salad" Anakin speaking to Obi-Wan.  

[Uncle Choco]

...during the chase after Count Dooku on Geonosis, the ship is hit and Padme falls out.

ANAKIN: I can't leave her.
OBI-WAN: Come to your senses. What do you think Padm� would do if she were in your position?
ANAKIN: She would do her duty.
OBI-WAN: *chuckles*
ANAKIN: What's so funny?!
OBI-WAN: You said "duty."  

[NickCpointless]

A group of clone troopers are hanging out when a clon walks in whith a new armor
"hay whats that your wearin"
"oh its new trend among clones"
"really whats it called"
"erm storm outfit i think"
"man im gettin me one of those"
"me to"
"me to"

Obiwan "thats no moon"
Han " no its my new air freshaner"
Chewie "rooooor" *snif* "hum pine fresh"
*everyone gasps*
Han"chewe you can talk"