Vending Machine

[Dez Nihvet]

-You get Volume 1 of the Naruto manga-

-inserts Akatsuki ring-  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get a n00b ultimatum from Akatsuki to Orochimaru. It reads "OmGZ ORoChi! iF U Dun'T GivE uz Our RiNGz BaCK, We'LL toTalLY PwnZ0R Joo!! LOL"

-inserts chatspeak-  

[Missing00]

you get 72 hours of tourture from Itachi.

-inserts wooden sword-  

[Dez Nihvet]

you get Orochimaru's swords

-inserts ANBU mask-  

[Repriev3]

Aruko_Shinobi recieves Kakashi's mask.

Gaara places himself in the vending machine.  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get a silent little boy.

*inserts a mousepad*  

[Missing00]

you get Kabuto!

-inserts the two missing years from the time skip-  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get an extremely long and boring book entitled "Akamaru- How has he grown in two years?"

-inserts Raiga's lightning weapons-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get a ton of static electricy to the hair.

*inserts a magic gemstone*  

[Missing00]

You get the Sharikugan (Sharingan and Byakugan combined)

-inserts Akamaru-  

[Dez Nihvet]

you get a bag full of doggie treats

-inserts Kisame's sword-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get a pile of minty fresh suriken and kunai in mint condition.

*inserts a cardboard box*  

[Missing00]

You get Knonohamaru's nifty sidways fence camoflage sheet.

-Inserts Kiba's biker jacket from the time skip-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get an Akatsuki cloak.

*inserts this newfangled "vitamin water"*  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get Tsunade's sake bottle!

-inserts all of Jiraiya's "information"-