Funniest attempts at insults

[Divinity Rage]

d**k: "You're a Goth, right? You like to cut yourself too?"

ME: "Myself? No. People who interrupt me when I have coffee? Yes."

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WANNABE: "Aren't you too fat to be Goth?"

ME: "And you're too stupid to be breathing. Tell you what. I'll stop being fat if you stop breathing. We can help each other."  

[Rellik San]

Some kid: "Are you a girl."
Me: "No but your an idiot."  

[Disease of the Flesh]

A whiel ago a (new)teacher tried to insult me by asking if I was Hannan, who is a muslim girl with long dark brown, slightly curling hair who wears preppy clothing.

I said I wasn't Hannan but that I was Eva(yes, that is my name). He then replied back: 'Oh sorry It hough you were Hannan because you have similar hair.' And he started to grin, And when he did that I began laughing really hard, that made him stop grinning and he said it was just a joke(he had just mistaken me for her but he just couldn't admit he made that mistake) and apologised.

For your information, I was wearing my long PVC skirt and a barok print shirt. And I have real dreadlocks.

Stupid teachers, I'm glad they fired him.  

[bloodyjoker31]

hmm.. we were like eating this cake with lots of blue icings on top
and after that, our lips were like uber blue too! and i find that really luffly then one of school mate who was a pinky loving btch suddenly said

school mate: omfg.. guys! look at her! (was pertaining to me)
me: huh? >.>
school mate: she looks fckn scary o.O.....
me: why thank you!
lol rofl rofl  

[perrenthezombie]

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Soulless Encounter

hmmm...i got a good one

i was waiting for my bus home an some prep walked over to me..

prep:hey

me: stares

Prep:...are you a satanic goth??

me: ::pause::...::crossed my eyes:: an said...Duuhhaa you...have a a muffin???

Prep:...are u restarted?

me: ..oh sorry you just looked liked a dumb prep.....

I think your 'insult' was more pathetic than theirs.

A bit, but I still lol'd properly. biggrin  

[Devils_lilboy]

Krypta9

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Soulless Encounter

hmmm...i got a good one

i was waiting for my bus home an some prep walked over to me..

prep:hey

me: stares

Prep:...are you a satanic goth??

me: ::pause::...::crossed my eyes:: an said...Duuhhaa you...have a a muffin???

Prep:...are u restarted?

me: ..oh sorry you just looked liked a dumb
prep.....

I think your 'insult' was more pathetic than theirs.

that you did

A bit, but I still lol'd properly. biggrin

 

[Sirus18]

random guy in car: OZZY SUCKS!!!!!
me:wtf i dont listen to ozzy

prep:You listen to slipknot with all there screaming *screams*
me:dumbass.....

guy: why do you wear makeup your a guy?
me: to look pretty lol

guy: what happend to you?
me: .....nothing.....

guy: are those boots heavy
me: no

guy: hey satan
me: hey whats up lol  

[bloodyjoker31]

Sirus18

random guy in car: OZZY SUCKS!!!!!
me:wtf i dont listen to ozzy

prep:You listen to slipknot with all there screaming *screams*
me:dumbass.....

guy: why do you wear makeup your a guy?
me: to look pretty lol

guy: what happend to you?
me: .....nothing.....

guy: are those boots heavy
me: no

guy: hey satan
me: hey whats up lol

lol
i luff that hey satan part XDD  

[kykana]

Sirus18

guy: hey satan
me: hey whats up lol

lol, sweet ^_^

bloodyjoker31

school mate: omfg.. guys! look at her! (was pertaining to me)
me: huh? >.>
school mate: she looks fckn scary o.O.....
me: why thank you!

Those are both responses my one friend would say lol
We also have this RP thing where her dad is Lucifer, so if anyone ticks her off she says that she's sending them to visit her daddy ^_^  

[Snows Wyntre]

I was on the myspace chatroom, putting on random sarcastic remarks. And some of them were quazi-anti-religious. One of the girls, began calling me "Fallen angel", "Demon", and "Satan"... I laughed hysterically, and felt accomplished all day long...  

[ShutUpandPlay]

Well, the one I get the most is "You would be a really hot guy". (Im a girl)
Im not entirely sure if this is an attack on my personal apperance or what....but it is kind of funny.  

[The Door to Death]

i don't dress like one cuz im only a half goth but my worse insult was people calling me satanic  

[Snows Wyntre]

-Lasciate Ogni Speranza-

After I wrote a great essay, some girl was proof-reading it and complained that there were too many "big words" in my essay. Big words like apathy, empathy and nihilism. stare So I told her she should read more books above fourth grade level.

We had to rewrite our essays today, so I added even more "big words".

Crap, you made me remember my essay due monday.... >.,<  

[Snows Wyntre]

This thread has officially kept me busy for three hours and forty minutes... I have had a good (gasp!!) Laugh today, thanks to all the people with thier stories.  

[zz1000zz]

I was called a devil-worshiping atheist.