Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[CnnmnSpider]

Because boring people get bored easily.

Where did you go?

 

[klausolas]

To the mountain.

Who wears short shorts?  

[twinklestargirl]

The people who like to wear short shorts.

Do you Panic! At the Disco?  

[klausolas]

Yes But it's better if you do. blaugh

Who is that masked man?  

[Avril_punk_571]

i do not have a mask on and im not a man



who shot the sheriff  

[klausolas]

I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy.

How now brown cow?  

[OturanGearedUp]

the cow ate a brown sandwich domokun

How come i like pie so much? (forgot to put in first time)  

[Starry Alpha]

Because you're an egg head! Pie=R squared.


How much sleep do I need to function?  

[OturanGearedUp]

none sleep just makes us fell better

what happens when you mix a turkey with a donkey?  

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

you get a weird sandwhich DUH!

what do you think about me when i say i have 22 chickens, 11 ducks, 1 goose, 1 bunny, 2 hamsters, 1 dog, 2 cats, and doesn't live on a farm?  

[PunksR0ck]

you have a large plushie collection =P


Why are oranges orange?

 

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

cause o color is a color

what do think of me when i say all the animals above are living and breathing and i don't live on a farm?  

[klausolas]

I'd say you owned a petting zoo.

What's in it for me?  

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

nothing

What if i don't own a petting zoo?  

[klausolas]

You use animals in experiments.
Am I close?