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 Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:43 pm
Mortella ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority *laughs* thansk I was just acting out though "here i am concerned and being cuddled to death " she tries to peal away from lee *peels him off and pats her head* better? "Slight oxygen depravation there ... but i think lee needs to droped in the cuddle tank" Rubs her wrists *holds him at arms length* as long as his pants stay on he should be alright. Why not just get him a drink? "Great idea!" She takes out some jagermiester asnd a funnel "Open wide...." me or him?
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:44 pm
ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority *peels him off and pats her head* better? "Slight oxygen depravation there ... but i think lee needs to droped in the cuddle tank" Rubs her wrists *holds him at arms length* as long as his pants stay on he should be alright. Why not just get him a drink? "Great idea!" She takes out some jagermiester asnd a funnel "Open wide...." me or him? "Well get his moulth...." she rolls her eyes.
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:45 pm
Mortella Psycho Lee Paws towards Mort. "But I never see you outside of work. Come back my cute grey tabby kitty... meow meow meow." Lee sighs and droops his ears. Mort lightly feels his for head and pats him softly "there there.... tiger fox " she says as she pats him gently "panther....." Purrs gently. "You know, maybe we should consider being girlfriend and boyfriend.. I don't normally do long distance or online dating, but you're from Chicago and I'm just a city boy born and raised in west Detroit... we're 5 hours away, on the midnight train going anywhere, from screwing each other's brains out."
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:46 pm
Mortella ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority *peels him off and pats her head* better? "Slight oxygen depravation there ... but i think lee needs to droped in the cuddle tank" Rubs her wrists *holds him at arms length* as long as his pants stay on he should be alright. Why not just get him a drink? "Great idea!" She takes out some jagermiester asnd a funnel "Open wide...." me or him? "Well get his moulth...." she rolls her eyes. Ill let you handle that.
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:47 pm
Psycho Lee Mortella Psycho Lee Paws towards Mort. "But I never see you outside of work. Come back my cute grey tabby kitty... meow meow meow." Lee sighs and droops his ears. Mort lightly feels his for head and pats him softly "there there.... tiger fox " she says as she pats him gently "panther....." Purrs gently. "You know, maybe we should consider being girlfriend and boyfriend.. I don't normally do long distance or online dating, but you're from Chicago and I'm just a city boy born and raised in west Detroit... we're 5 hours away, on the midnight train going anywhere, from screwing each other's brains out." "Are you willing to make that kind of comitment to someone renound in my little town for being a nymphomaniac ?" She pops a funnel in his mouth and pours in a fifth of jagermiester.
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:48 pm
ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority *holds him at arms length* as long as his pants stay on he should be alright. Why not just get him a drink? "Great idea!" She takes out some jagermiester asnd a funnel "Open wide...." me or him? "Well get his moulth...." she rolls her eyes. Ill let you handle that. nodds "catfish"
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:48 pm
Hendly (thats me!!!) strolls on in just in time to see some of the brilliant mayhem as it ensues. with a smirk he plops onto a barstool sneaking an empty glass from behind the bar.
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:50 pm
Mortella ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority *holds him at arms length* as long as his pants stay on he should be alright. Why not just get him a drink? "Great idea!" She takes out some jagermiester asnd a funnel "Open wide...." me or him? "Well get his moulth...." she rolls her eyes. Ill let you handle that. nodds "catfish" Am not a catfish! *wanders over to the bar*
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:52 pm
Jungle Boots Hendly (thats me!!!) strolls on in just in time to see some of the brilliant mayhem as it ensues. with a smirk he plops onto a barstool sneaking an empty glass from behind the bar. Mort looks over while pouring" What can I get ya?"
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:52 pm
Mortella Psycho Lee Mortella Psycho Lee Paws towards Mort. "But I never see you outside of work. Come back my cute grey tabby kitty... meow meow meow." Lee sighs and droops his ears. Mort lightly feels his for head and pats him softly "there there.... tiger fox " she says as she pats him gently "panther....." Purrs gently. "You know, maybe we should consider being girlfriend and boyfriend.. I don't normally do long distance or online dating, but you're from Chicago and I'm just a city boy born and raised in west Detroit... we're 5 hours away, on the midnight train going anywhere, from screwing each other's brains out." "Are you willing to make that kind of comitment to someone renound in my little town for being a nymphomaniac ?" She pops a funnel in his mouth and pours in a fifth of jagermiester. "Depends on what kind of nympho we're talking about? I have been known to, uh.. spank the snake.... up to 4-5 times a day, although 2-3 is more normal... too much and it gets.... sore..... Of course we could always test the waters and see if I can keep up, giggity."
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:52 pm
ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority Mortella "Well get his moulth...." she rolls her eyes. Ill let you handle that. nodds "catfish" Am not a catfish! *wanders over to the bar* She waches you drop lee "you know like caphishe ...looks like catfish"
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:54 pm
Psycho Lee Mortella Psycho Lee Mortella Psycho Lee Paws towards Mort. "But I never see you outside of work. Come back my cute grey tabby kitty... meow meow meow." Lee sighs and droops his ears. Mort lightly feels his for head and pats him softly "there there.... tiger fox " she says as she pats him gently "panther....." Purrs gently. "You know, maybe we should consider being girlfriend and boyfriend.. I don't normally do long distance or online dating, but you're from Chicago and I'm just a city boy born and raised in west Detroit... we're 5 hours away, on the midnight train going anywhere, from screwing each other's brains out." "Are you willing to make that kind of comitment to someone renound in my little town for being a nymphomaniac ?" She pops a funnel in his mouth and pours in a fifth of jagermiester. "Depends on what kind of nympho we're talking about? I have been known to, uh.. spank the snake.... up to 4-5 times a day, although 2-3 is more normal... too much and it gets.... sore..... Of course we could always test the waters and see if I can keep up, giggity." She keeps pouring annnother bottle in "Why wont it stop!?"
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:54 pm
Mortella ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority Mortella "Well get his moulth...." she rolls her eyes. Ill let you handle that. nodds "catfish" Am not a catfish! *wanders over to the bar* She waches you drop lee "you know like caphishe ...looks like catfish" *nods* I see. Well Ill just be over here...you know at the bar...where people arent talking about their trouser snake....
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:56 pm
ImperialAuthority Mortella ImperialAuthority Am not a catfish! *wanders over to the bar* She waches you drop lee "you know like caphishe ...looks like catfish" *nods* I see. Well Ill just be over here...you know at the bar...where people arent talking about their trouser snake.... Mort walks over grumbleing under her breath "Your ...taking ...trousersnake..."
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:57 pm
Mortella Jungle Boots Hendly (thats me!!!) strolls on in just in time to see some of the brilliant mayhem as it ensues. with a smirk he plops onto a barstool sneaking an empty glass from behind the bar. Mort looks over while pouring" What can I get ya?" Hendly looks up at her with a bit of a surprise.... "VODKA! lots and lots of Vodka!" he looks around as the rest of the people continue on with their mayhem. "so whats been going on here?"
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