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Titan_of_Fire59

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:49 am


I am new here...and I really didn't think that people would post such things on their profiles, but alas, I am proven wrong.

As for what I have to say, it matters not. It is neither our duty to criticize nor judge, but to attempt to help and understand. :bows: That's all I have to say on the matter.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:41 am


convenient, that I should come across this thread, as I had gotten onto the guild today specifically to ask why the hell people see fit to post such blatantly offensive and idiotic material. And furthermore, to ask why they insist on polluting viable conversations with it. I simply do not understand it.

duello


Silvermaiden

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:04 pm


She's struck again. She has something new, but equally ridiculous, posted now.

Red_Headed_Ho
Kidz, God loves you! Today, lets talk about very angry people who are out to get you! Yes, I'm talking about the people God hates more than anyone, the atheists!

It's True Kidz, and not only because I capitalized the "T" in true!

Atheists, or "athiests" as spelled by most Christians are people who worship Satan! That's right, they actually serve Satan, and NOT God! What's worse is they will lie to you and tell you they don't believe in God.

If someone stops believing in God, it makes God so angry that He will never forgive them no matter what! Atheism is the worst sin there is! Atheists are worse that child rapists and mass murderers because they all can be forgiven!

Mark 3:29
". . . But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin."

Atheists drink goat enema and eat the flesh of aborted babies.

Atheists don't celebrate any holidays, but Halloween, since that is Satan's birthday as some Christian guy said or something. Atheists are always grouchy and smell like poop.

But Pastor Jim, who is an atheist?

--Someone who supports the religion of Evolution

--Is a line cook

--Says "I am an ATHEIST"

--Has a pin that says "I am an ATHEIST"

--Wears a T-Shirt that says "I am an ATHEIST"

--Doesn't like sports

--Celebrates Halloween

--Watches cable

--Does drugs

--Plays video games

--Goes to college

--Calls 'liberate', murder

--Stays up late at night

--Is laughing now

--Drinks blood

--Is a homosexual

--Is religious (since Christianity is Truth)

--Plays chess

--Isn't Republican

--Eats shellfish

--Plays Second Life

--Shops at Mistress Knows Best


If you see an atheist, scream at the top of your lungs,

"LORD PROTECT ME!!"

Run away as fast as possible and tell your Daddy, Mommy, Pastor, and Teacher what happened. Atheists will try to talk to you and lie to you to make you hate God like them! Let the adults handle with the grouchy atheists, since you don't want to go to Hell like them, DO YOU!?


Since she seems intent on shoving a bastardization of the bible in our faces, I figured I'd respond in kind. I posted this on her profile.

Silvermaiden
Alright.
After reading this, it is painfully obvious that this isn't serious.

First off, there are a slew of mis-facts here.
For one thing, Atheists do not worship Satan. They do not worship ANYONE.
The very word "atheism" is a derivitive taken from the word "nontheism", both meaning "the lack of belief in a deity or spiritual presence of any kind." It is a philosophical view, not a religious view, since atheists do not put stock or belief in any religion.
Secondly, the "list" compiled here, as well as the accusations and insults towards atheists, is absolutely ridiculous. It is based on inflamatory nonsense with nothing to substantiate any of it.
Thirdly, the use of the bible excerpts being used here is an insult. You are taking a single verse and twisting it to your own will. For those wishing to know the full context of this script, I will show it here:

20Then Jesus entered a house, and again a crowd gathered, so that he and his disciples were not even able to eat. 21When his family heard about this, they went to take charge of him, for they said, "He is out of his mind."

22And the teachers of the law who came down from Jerusalem said, "He is possessed by Beelzebub[c]! By the prince of demons he is driving out demons."

23So Jesus called them and spoke to them in parables: "How can Satan drive out Satan? 24If a kingdom is divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand. 25If a house is divided against itself, that house cannot stand. 26And if Satan opposes himself and is divided, he cannot stand; his end has come. 27In fact, no one can enter a strong man's house and carry off his possessions unless he first ties up the strong man. Then he can rob his house. 28I tell you the truth, all the sins and blasphemies of men will be forgiven them. 29But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin."

30He said this because they were saying, "He has an evil spirit."


Next time you try to twist the words of the Bible, remember there are those of us who are true to it and see the true meaning behind it's words.
I am a child of God and a devoted follower of Christ. My father has been in Seminary and has taught me a great deal about the bible, as well as what I have learned growing up.
It is obvious the one working for Satan is you, whether you realize it or not. Satan thrives on lies, doubt, and hate. All of which you are spreading with your nonsense.
I am appalled by your actions in ways that words cannot express. However, I do not hate you. I pity you.
By the teachings of God, I am able forgive. It is too bad, you don't know how to do the same.
May the Lord set his hand on you and show you the error of your ways.

And by the way...Halloween is NOT Satan´s birthday.
It was originally called All Hallow's Eve, a night which was believed that the spirits of the dead returned to earth for one night.
The premise behind dressing up for Halloween was meant for some to mingle with the spirits, but for others, a means of hiding from them for protection.
Next time you try to make such remarks, do your homework first, please.


I know we're trying to not get into a religious debate here, but I couldn't just stand idley by without saying something.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:29 pm


I really can't say anything about God being "real" or not. I personally don't believe in God, but there are people who do, and I think it's unfair to say that there is no God just because someone's stupid about it.

Anyway, my only guess is that maybe she was being sarcastic? I personally despise the idea of sexism, where women should be chained to household chores while men go off gallivanting and doing whatever the hell they please. (Sorry guys.)

Another thing that bothers me about her post is "gurlz." Even though I try to spell correctly, I've gotten used to certain English no-nos because a lot of my friends tend to do them. I'm generally okay with lack of capitalization, and stuff like "lol" and "ttyl" even though I don't use them myself. I feel that misspelling things like "girl," although intentional, is more annoying than abbreviating things, or just not using the shift key, because at least the spelling and general punctuation is correct. However, I really dislike when people pluralize things with a "z" like "gurlz" and "boiz" and other intentional typos like that.

To remain on topic, her post does bother me, but I can only hope she doesn't actually feel that way..... crying Or maybe one day, she'll come to realize that women don't belong in the home.

Fuku Taichou


Buccellatte

Sparkly Conversationalist

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:19 pm


TigerMisty

All FEMALE Teachersz ARe Lesbieans! 100% FACT!


That was the title name.......

I ALSO said......

95% CRAP, b***h.


It's too sad....look at her profile.......

Red Headed Hoe


Excuse me but that was just a troll.

You doing this will just feed her trolling desire and she'll do more of it. Just ignore it and she'll get bored and go away.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:38 am


Wow...because of me, she as hate comments scrambled scross her profile. I'm so cruel.

TigerMisty


YHVHApostle

PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:10 pm


TigerMisty
Gurlz, God like loves you! Today lets like talk about that like what you should do when you grow up and what you shouldn't do. I'm saying what kind a jobs you should get! God loves you so much!

So what kind of jobs should you not ever get?

A teacher is a very sinful job. All female teachers are like what we call lesbians. Lesbians are bad mean people. This is why your parents home school you since these lesbians want to hurt you! Did you also know God hates it when women teach? It's in the Bible Gurlz!

1 Timothy 2:11-14

A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner.

Just like Eve, you bitches are all the same! See Gurlz, you Gurlz should never can have authority over an man since you will turn him into a sinner like you did Adam. It's all your fault that there is sin in the world and you must PAY for your Evilness! Bad Gurl!

Any job where you are a manager, or above any man in any way is sinful. You Gurlz are delicate creatures and not meant to work like Boyz do since Boyz are useful and important to God.

You should just do what Christian women always like to do, become a housewife. God wants you to pump out more servants! As a housewife you get to sew clothes, cook for your husband, have Kidz, raise Kidz, shop for your husband, and all that great stuff! What great fun!


This idiot......


MY reasponse.........

What?! You stupid b***h! You idiotdic, God obbsessed b***h! I'm am esisaly one of the smartest people in my class. I'm the only one in my class that got 5 English Awards, One band award, and One Art award. How DARE you suggest that men rank higher than women?

And just to make the b***h mad......

GOD IS NOT REAL!!!!


Get a life. Get some REAL facts. Get SOMETHING


That verse is easily one of the most misunderstood verses of the Bible. God did NOT mean that women rank lower then men. Women have just as much right as men do. It's kinda hard to explain EXACTLY what HE meant, but that comment about,"God is not real" was REALLY ignorant. stare
PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:47 pm


...Can I kill them? PLEASE? stare

I've seen this profile before...

The Kitsune Ninja


Elanchana

PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:52 pm


Look at them squirm like worms in mud,
Blaming a ghost who's flesh and blood.
Crossing the line, tossing the dice,
Making decisions and paying the price.


Holy Leroux.

That is a horror story.

The worst one I've ever heard.

If that person actually believes what they're saying, their life is going to plummet like a rock on Jupiter.

I am genuinely shocked.


If I were really a ghost, my dear,
I'd find a better Hell than here!
-Erik, The Phantom of the Opera, Tom Alonso
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:29 am


*foams at the mouth* I doubt this moron has EVEN READ THE BIBLE MUCH LESS UNDERSTOOD IT! INTERPRETING SKILLS ARE NEEDED FOOL! People used to be stoned for wearing clothing of two different cloths. I say we stone her. Not only is she killing gramar, but religion as well!

Kitsune Kit Kaguya


Miss Krigg

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:18 am


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... Alright, the overall stupidity of the entire thing plus the use of the letter 'Z' in place of 'S' have physically given me a headache...

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:32 pm


Angel of Promises
It's people like her that make the sensible Christians look bad. That's pathetic to the maximum! gonk
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I know! Seriously! It makes all of us Christians look bad!
-.-
Well, I'm logging off. TTFN, Ta-ta for now.

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-x x kyoxtohru x x-


Kin no Nabi

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:31 am


Silvermaiden
Alright.
After reading this, it is painfully obvious that this isn't serious.

First off, there are a slew of mis-facts here.
For one thing, Atheists do not worship Satan. They do not worship ANYONE.
The very word "atheism" is a derivitive taken from the word "nontheism", both meaning "the lack of belief in a deity or spiritual presence of any kind." It is a philosophical view, not a religious view, since atheists do not put stock or belief in any religion.
Secondly, the "list" compiled here, as well as the accusations and insults towards atheists, is absolutely ridiculous. It is based on inflamatory nonsense with nothing to substantiate any of it.
Thirdly, the use of the bible excerpts being used here is an insult. You are taking a single verse and twisting it to your own will. For those wishing to know the full context of this script, I will show it here:

20Then Jesus entered a house, and again a crowd gathered, so that he and his disciples were not even able to eat. 21When his family heard about this, they went to take charge of him, for they said, "He is out of his mind."

22And the teachers of the law who came down from Jerusalem said, "He is possessed by Beelzebub[c]! By the prince of demons he is driving out demons."

23So Jesus called them and spoke to them in parables: "How can Satan drive out Satan? 24If a kingdom is divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand. 25If a house is divided against itself, that house cannot stand. 26And if Satan opposes himself and is divided, he cannot stand; his end has come. 27In fact, no one can enter a strong man's house and carry off his possessions unless he first ties up the strong man. Then he can rob his house. 28I tell you the truth, all the sins and blasphemies of men will be forgiven them. 29But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin."

30He said this because they were saying, "He has an evil spirit."


Next time you try to twist the words of the Bible, remember there are those of us who are true to it and see the true meaning behind it's words.
I am a child of God and a devoted follower of Christ. My father has been in Seminary and has taught me a great deal about the bible, as well as what I have learned growing up.
It is obvious the one working for Satan is you, whether you realize it or not. Satan thrives on lies, doubt, and hate. All of which you are spreading with your nonsense.
I am appalled by your actions in ways that words cannot express. However, I do not hate you. I pity you.
By the teachings of God, I am able forgive. It is too bad, you don't know how to do the same.
May the Lord set his hand on you and show you the error of your ways.

And by the way...Halloween is NOT Satan´s birthday.
It was originally called All Hallow's Eve, a night which was believed that the spirits of the dead returned to earth for one night.
The premise behind dressing up for Halloween was meant for some to mingle with the spirits, but for others, a means of hiding from them for protection.
Next time you try to make such remarks, do your homework first, please.


My dear, although we are strangers, I am so proud of you.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:34 am


I'm not a feminist. In fact, I am very anti-feminist, but this person makes me reconsider. If what she said was true and real world relevant, I would starve to death, because Mom can't cook. The kitchen is Dad's territory and Mom is banned from it.

And don't get me started on the religion issue. My basic view on it is. "I worship my way. You worship your way. And on judgment day we will see what happens." My term for judgment day is, "The Day of I Told You Sos." I'm pretty sure I am now guilty of misspelling, but you understand my gist.

Niccea Majeare


Kira84

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:36 pm


I'm a Christian, and I found the troll rather amusing... although it creeps me out that people are taking it seriously, and actually flaming. (Don't feed trolls!) The shellfish, and the hoe thing... definitely a troll. xd And I'm getting the idea it's done by an atheist, too. "Atheists drink goat enema and eat the flesh of aborted babies..." Then, later: "--Is laughing now... --Drinks blood..." Come on!
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