One of my friends got in trouble at school for pissin in a bus by the building. lol, i read the referral aloud to the whole class.
"[insert name here] was seen urinating in a bush beside the school building. a parent witnessed this event and reported it to me. "
and then i translated it as "duuuuudddeee, hes gettin bitched at for pissin in a bush! rofl"