Gothic pick-up lines

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Wanna go to the back of my hearse?  

[OverlordMMM]

......would you like to come to my room for some sweet love?.......afterall.....its haunted by a prostitute.....  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Do you have rigor mortis or are you just happy to see me?


Sorry that was really lame... stare rofl  

[OverlordMMM]

.....well....thats what happens when we make so many obvious pick-up lines....  

[Rellik San]

For a girl to use.

"I can lie perfectly still and hold my breath for as long as you want."  

[OverlordMMM]

......If you wanna be tortured, I'll supply the handcuffs, whip, horsecrop, etc., etc.....  

[Sharing Heartbeats]

Rellik San

For the girls to use:
I can stay completely still, I'm on my period and own a coffin... what more do you want.

rofl  

[Wanderer Ganglari]

I'm just bored.....
Your like MJ, but in a good way. rofl stare  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Blackrose Kaire

Do you have rigor mortis or are you just happy to see me?


Sorry that was really lame... stare rofl

BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

"Hey sweet heart. Ever do it in a coffin?"  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

@Kiss: I C WHUT U DID THAR.

"Your fishnets caught me; how 'bout we go back to my place and you can 'untangle' me?"  

[OverlordMMM]

Hey babe, if you were a coffin, I'd nail you! blaugh rofl  

[screwed pixie]

Say, are you interested in clipping my toenails?  

[OverlordMMM]

.....would you like some razanah with your cheese_whine ?

((don't ask....I'm feeling very.......not me right now....))