HUMOR: Why Faerie Folk should never be left to themselves

[felicity_mills]

heart I love them all heres one.
idea faeries should never try to do house hold chores. heart well maybe not that funny.  

[MinervaEvenstar]

Very witty indeed! lol Let me see if I can think of any...  

[MinervaEvenstar]

Yay, my creatuve muse arrived!

burning_eyes Sprites should never go near vending machines.
"I don't know who the Cokes are, but the juices of our brothers are in the green cans!"

scream Elves should never go to the north pole.
"Who does that fat guy think he is, asking us to make toys for human brats?"

eek Centaurs should never go to horse races
lest they hear, "Unfair advantge! That jockey is attached to his horse!"  

[LuNaTiC_aNd_PrOuD_oF_It]

Those are clever. Wish I could think of some.  

[cheerdiva14]

I like em...
I tried to come up with some, but a friend of mine said:
"They sorta make sense, but they're not really funny." xp  

[Tarantellatears]

I should NOT be reading these during exams! rofl  

[fairywaif]

Nyads shouldn't be lifeguards.
"Oh, there's someone drowning? Oh well, I'm having too much fun swimming.."
(um, it was funnier in my head...)  

[07nightshade]

godhi

Faerie Folk should never be left to themselves--especially when managing mortal affairs. For example...

arrow The Daione Sidhe should never be allowed to judge a beauty contest.
("I'm the most beautiful person here, so I win! Any questions?")

arrow Pooka should never be allowed anywhere near a stables... or a kennel... or anywhere else animals are housed and cared for.
("Why is that horse smiling at me?")

arrow Goblins should never be allowed anywhere near high explosives or automatic weapons.
("Life would be a dream... If I could only clear the world of human scum... If I could only blow you all to kingdom come! Life would be a dream, sweetheart!")

arrow Redcaps should never be allowed to play rugby.
("There were no survivors... so we win, fair and square.")

arrow Hags and Shellycoats should never become babysitters.
("Hi! I'm Jenny, your new babysitter! Where's the steak sauce?")

Feel free to add to this list!

I like your take on the Goblins! They really would get rid of the human race, if given the chance. lol lol lol  

[Xenologista]

arrow Kelpies should never be lifegaurds
"What someones drowning? I'm supposed to save them? Well thats easy I could just take my foot off their.... ooh they're dead now."  

[ekitten614]

lololol, love the kelpie one. XD

arrow Ogres should never be hired as housekeepers.

*scream* "What is that thing doing on top of my house? This doesn't look very clean!" *squish*  

[Salvadora_Dali]

mermaids should not go near asian restaurants
"We gonna have fresh sushi for weeks."

This was hilarious in my head but I'm not sure how funny it really is sweatdrop  

[SageDragonM]

I haven't laughed so hard in days!  

[Zenally]

evil Rodents of Unusual Size should not work in pest control.
Enough said.

mrgreen Nyads should not be SCUBA dive guides.
"Noo! Your 'sposed to have the regulator in your mouth! Oh yeah, I took your regulator. Haha!"

dramallama Unicorns should never kiss a horse.
"Shoot! No! I didn't mean to stab you!"

twisted Werewolves should not be night guards for orphanage.
"OOoohhh pretty moon- RAWR! Nom nomnom..."

burning_eyes Wicked Witches shoud never become swim intructors.
"Mrs. Witch? Mrs. Witch? Where did you go?"

Hope you laughed!  

[Espeonies132]

To be honest guys. . . . . . . These are funny jokes but. . . Nvm.