Favorite Movie and Movie Quotes Thread [wOOtforspam]

[-2 Z Zelly]

"This is madness Leonitas! Nobody threatens a messenger!"

"Madness? Madness!? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"Spatans stand tall, for tonight we dine in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  

[Jonnnn]

"The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never being caught."

-Ed Bloom

Big Fish, the ONLY good Tim Burton film.



"This is grade A, 100% pure columbian cocain ladies and gentlemen, disco s**t. pure as the driven snow."

-George Jung

From Blow. Watch it, one of the greatest commercial movies about the rise and fall of the infamous George Jung.


"Papa Smurf did not create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent down as a spy, but the happiness overwhelmed her. And as for the whole gang bang scenario...It would never happen. Smurfs are asexual."

-Donnie Darko


"Self improvement is masturbation. Self destruction is the answer."

"I am Jacks Colon; I get cancer and kill Jack"

Both from Fight Club. It has so many quotes that I had to list two.  

[Digital Knight07]

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings"

"By the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall."

" With the Allspark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward, a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret: waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there is more to them than meets the eye."

 

[PhoenixBlade983]

SORRY FOR PAGE STRETCHING.






Just a few funny pics from Family Guy shows and movies.  

[Jonnnn]

Sorry, had to delete the first pic for page stretching.

Anyways, Transformers sucked. Micheal Bay is the most overrated person in all of Hollywood.  

[Raijin36]

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"-Patches from Dodgeball

"Of course or my name wouldn't be white...whit
-White goodman from Dodgeball.

"Always follow the five d's of dodgeball...Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and...Dodge"-Patches from Dodgeball.

And some of my favorites are...Shooter, 300, Transformers, Deja vu, Disturbia, Dodgeball, Unleashed, Cradle 2 the grave.  

[16bit-Plumber]

NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
-nacho lebre  

[Deathguiser]

Jonnnn

Sorry, had to delete the first pic for page stretching.

Anyways, Transformers sucked. Micheal Bay is the most overrated person in all of Hollywood.

wow your the first person I have t who didn't like transformers, on the fact that it was awesome. What was bad about it?  

[Shigeru the Hero]

It's not bad, just not good.

And there really aren't any good quotes from the movie. All the movie had was bad-a** robot action which was done expectantly well.

I also liked to realistic government found in it.  

[PhoenixBlade983]

Jonnnn

Sorry, had to delete the first pic for page stretching.

Anyways, Transformers sucked. Micheal Bay is the most overrated person in all of Hollywood.

Sorry won't happen again. But who doesn't like a good evil monkey?  

[Jonnnn]

Deathguiser

Jonnnn

Sorry, had to delete the first pic for page stretching.

Anyways, Transformers sucked. Micheal Bay is the most overrated person in all of Hollywood.

wow your the first person I have t who didn't like transformers, on the fact that it was awesome. What was bad about it?

I have no idea where to start on that movie. So I'll just list bullets!

-Number one peeve of the movie is the dialogue. The entire movie is a piece of over-cliche crap. From the long overdone masturbation pun to the overdone sayings of the autobots. How many times can Optimus Prime tell us who he is?

-The acting comes closely at number two. Everything felt really drone like and just blatantly bad. I have no idea how to describe it other than plain old terrible acting.

-Underdeveloped characters. Did we see any kind of diverse personalities that made Transformers what it is today? Shia and his girlfriend showed absolutely no personality in the film whats so ever.

-Flawed and generic, what-you-would-expect plot. Allspark? What a stupid idea. Does a ancient cube that contains the life source of robots make any sense? Why are there dangerous robots hidden under one of the biggest tourist attractions in the U.S.? The plot was just the generic "lol random robots come and destroy earth lol"

-The battles. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS? All of the battles just look like one giant piece of clashing metal beating the snot out of itself. It's a mind game just to try and find which robot is who and where the hell that robot is in the battle.

-WHY THE ******** DID THE HUMANS NEED THE AUTOBOTS? The autobots did NOTHING. All they did was come to Earth and give us horribly cliche "witty" one-liners. They did very little to carry the plot along, they did nothing to harm the decepticons. Hell, the humans had much more of an effect on the battles. All the autobots did on the battles was get ripped in half.

-The editing. This goes hand in hand with the battle scenes. The editing was way overdone by Bay. As a result almost every part of the movie is a mind game to figure out wgere everything is.

-The movie was at the very least 2/3 of the way over before anything siginificant really happened. All the anti-dramatic crap leading up to the battle was really not necessary. Seriously, this craptastic movie could have been over in 20 minutes and you would still get the same thing out of it as the full length movie.


The fact that this movie had a trilogy set up for it before it was even released presents the fact that Bay just makes these as quick money making films that fools will only watch because of the "flashy" scenes and battles.

Bay is in fact the single most overrated director who has every lived. I have yet to see a good scene, never mind a good movie, come from this guy.  

[Muleferdan]

There's something in the wind

That says that trajedy is at hand

And though I'd like to stand by him

Can't shake this feeling that I can't(yes can't in the same sentence twice)




Kidnap Mr. Santy Claws?

" I wanna do it" " Lets draw straws"

"Jack says we should work together""three of a kind" "bids of a feather""Now and forever"

Both from th same movie...but which one...that's for me to know and you to find out

MUAHAHA  

[Jonnnn]

Quote:

"The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never being caught."

-Ed Bloom

Big Fish, the ONLY good Tim Burton film.

 

[Raijin36]

Jonnnn

Deathguiser

Jonnnn

Sorry, had to delete the first pic for page stretching.

Anyways, Transformers sucked. Micheal Bay is the most overrated person in all of Hollywood.

wow your the first person I have t who didn't like transformers, on the fact that it was awesome. What was bad about it?

I have no idea where to start on that movie. So I'll just list bullets!

-Number one peeve of the movie is the dialogue. The entire movie is a piece of over-cliche crap. From the long overdone masturbation pun to the overdone sayings of the autobots. How many times can Optimus Prime tell us who he is?

-The acting comes closely at number two. Everything felt really drone like and just blatantly bad. I have no idea how to describe it other than plain old terrible acting.

-Underdeveloped characters. Did we see any kind of diverse personalities that made Transformers what it is today? Shia and his girlfriend showed absolutely no personality in the film whats so ever.

-Flawed and generic, what-you-would-expect plot. Allspark? What a stupid idea. Does a ancient cube that contains the life source of robots make any sense? Why are there dangerous robots hidden under one of the biggest tourist attractions in the U.S.? The plot was just the generic "lol random robots come and destroy earth lol"

-The battles. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS? All of the battles just look like one giant piece of clashing metal beating the snot out of itself. It's a mind game just to try and find which robot is who and where the hell that robot is in the battle.

-WHY THE ******** DID THE HUMANS NEED THE AUTOBOTS? The autobots did NOTHING. All they did was come to Earth and give us horribly cliche "witty" one-liners. They did very little to carry the plot along, they did nothing to harm the decepticons. Hell, the humans had much more of an effect on the battles. All the autobots did on the battles was get ripped in half.

-The editing. This goes hand in hand with the battle scenes. The editing was way overdone by Bay. As a result almost every part of the movie is a mind game to figure out wgere everything is.

-The movie was at the very least 2/3 of the way over before anything siginificant really happened. All the anti-dramatic crap leading up to the battle was really not necessary. Seriously, this craptastic movie could have been over in 20 minutes and you would still get the same thing out of it as the full length movie.


The fact that this movie had a trilogy set up for it before it was even released presents the fact that Bay just makes these as quick money making films that fools will only watch because of the "flashy" scenes and battles.

Bay is in fact the single most overrated director who has every lived. I have yet to see a good scene, never mind a good movie, come from this guy.

I thought it was great though I suppose if it does what it's supposed to IE have action and comedy then I guess I don't expect more like you.

You need to live it up you don't live forever just enjoy whats there until it's all gone.

"I'm tired of these ******** snakes on this ******** plane!"-Samuel L Jackson-Snakes on a plane.  

[Shigeru the Hero]

Most of what Jon said was true.

But don't forget, this movie also tried to stay true to the original Transformers, so the Allspark and all the other plot tidbits like lol robots destroying earth lol were kinda necessairy.

Emphasis on the sucky dialogue though.