Why the guy above you should be arrested

[Veruniel]

^ attacking emos without authorisation!  

[OverlordMMM]

....she should be arrested for breaking the laws of physics.....why?...because I'm jealous..  

[Beatngufan]

^ was arrested for molesting his chickens  

[OverlordMMM]

...was arrested for choking my chicken without permission...  

[Veruniel]

^ disturbing the peace in the public library.  

[screwed pixie]

.........was arrested for stealing a pumpkin.  

[Veruniel]

^ was arrested for hurling pumpkins from the top of the Empire State Building.  

[Henneth Annun]

^ was arrested for sodomising pumpkins  

[Beatngufan]

^ was arrested for stabbing the pumpkin  

[Henneth Annun]

^ was arrested for murdering a mall santa and leaving his corpse in a refridgerator at BestBuy  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested selling hallucinogenic carrots while dressed like the easter bunny.  

[OverlordMMM]

....was arrested for not sharing the carrots she bought from the nice Easter Bunny....

*pets bunny*  

[Beatngufan]

^ was arrested for videotaping Paris Hilton while she was taking a s**t  

[OverlordMMM]

......was arrested for stealing the tape and putting it on the internet.....shortly after paris hilton paid her for doing it.....  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for impersonating Paris Hilton while breaking into the White House.