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Techno_Condom

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:02 am
I_am_a_Pilipino
I will grab a chainsaw and cut your head
Then ill grab your head and open your mouth
Then ill put lots and lots of s**t on it
Then ill dress the head that looks like chicken
Then ill roast the head and after that it looks like roasted chicken
Then ill let them eat the chicken dress head with s**t on it
Then till they recognize whats this?
Then I said its the special stuffings that I put on the chicken(they dont know that they really eating s**t)
Then they said can we order a 100 of the chicken its our party tommorow
Then I said yes
And after that its the party
People eat the s**t stuffed head and after that wtf they really ate it
people are idiots they all ate the s**t hahahaha
dude is it good enough?  
PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:23 am
I will grab my lunar scythe and tear ur balls off
Then ill boil them till it hardens like an hard boiled egg
Then ill let the balls be eaten by dogs
and the remaining skin will be chewn like chewing gum by gays
then ill call the dogs and tear the gays butt off
Then they spew out the skin
then a sumo wrestler comes out eating sushi
till the skin arrives at his plate without knowing
Then he ate the skin thinking that it was sushi
Then the dogs suddenly attack the sumo wrestler
also tear his butt off then s**t on his face
then ate the skin
after that
the dog catcher arrives
catch the dogs
then put them in a cage
suddenly the sumo wrestler arrives and ask the dog catcher
where the hell is my sushi
then the dog catcher said dude thats not sushi thats the skin of my balls
then the sumo wrestler said oh yeah I just tear your balls off rofl The End  

Techno_Condom


RedCXI
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:16 pm
I_am_a_Pilipino
I will grab my lunar scythe and tear ur balls off
Then ill boil them till it hardens like an hard boiled egg
Then ill let the balls be eaten by dogs
and the remaining skin will be chewn like chewing gum by gays
then ill call the dogs and tear the gays butt off
Then they spew out the skin
then a sumo wrestler comes out eating sushi
till the skin arrives at his plate without knowing
Then he ate the skin thinking that it was sushi
Then the dogs suddenly attack the sumo wrestler
also tear his butt off then s**t on his face
then ate the skin
after that
the dog catcher arrives
catch the dogs
then put them in a cage
suddenly the sumo wrestler arrives and ask the dog catcher
where the hell is my sushi
then the dog catcher said dude thats not sushi thats the skin of my balls
then the sumo wrestler said oh yeah I just tear your balls off rofl The End


dude
the onlt thing you did to the guys is you tore hs balls off
then the rest has nothing to do with him
o_O
i like it
he gets PWNd at the very end
i like ur style
keep at it bra
hahahhahaahahhaa classsic  
PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:17 pm
i will put you in a boxing ring with mike tyson and have him bite both your ears off so you can't hear. then i'll have an angry a** turkey peck your eyes out and feed it to it's babies.
then i'll get a machete and slice your nose off then i'll use a wrench and rip out your jaw and sew your mouth shut while a gay guy does you in the butt.
then i'll give you an electrical shock so powerful you'll lose concioussneess. and when you wake up. several dogs will have already chewed your legs off and eaten them but you won't even know, because you can't see, speak, smell, hear or move. so all you'll feel is pain. so you'll be a vegetable and the only way you'll ever know you're awake or alive is by the pain that you'll feel. then i'll tie your llimpass to the back of a boat and go shark fishing at 60 miles an hour. and when a great white swallows you whole. we'll kill it and cut it open so you can slide out. then finally. we'll give you another voltage so you'll completely lose your sense of feeling as well. so you'll be a vegetable but you'll never die and you'll never know if you're truly dead or what's going on. so otherwise. living hell. b***h! HAHA.  

Azazel_The_Fallen1
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Techno_Condom

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:10 pm
Ame Kangengaku
I_am_a_Pilipino
I will grab my lunar scythe and tear ur balls off
Then ill boil them till it hardens like an hard boiled egg
Then ill let the balls be eaten by dogs
and the remaining skin will be chewn like chewing gum by gays
then ill call the dogs and tear the gays butt off
Then they spew out the skin
then a sumo wrestler comes out eating sushi
till the skin arrives at his plate without knowing
Then he ate the skin thinking that it was sushi
Then the dogs suddenly attack the sumo wrestler
also tear his butt off then s**t on his face
then ate the skin
after that
the dog catcher arrives
catch the dogs
then put them in a cage
suddenly the sumo wrestler arrives and ask the dog catcher
where the hell is my sushi
then the dog catcher said dude thats not sushi thats the skin of my balls
then the sumo wrestler said oh yeah I just tear your balls off rofl The End


dude
the onlt thing you did to the guys is you tore hs balls off
then the rest has nothing to do with him
o_O
i like it
he gets PWNd at the very end
i like ur style
keep at it bra
hahahhahaahahhaa classsic
lol thnks ill keep it up  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:48 pm
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dunno if that can be a super story  

Techno_Condom


Techno_Condom

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:36 am
I_am_a_Pilipino
User Image
dunno if that can be a super story
once upon a time a noob was killed The End lol  
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:25 pm
User Image????? lol  

Techno_Condom


Techno_Condom

PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:26 pm
I_am_a_Pilipino-
User Image????? lol
its my first time posting stuffs in photobucket  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:41 am
knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crush will ask you out *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on it.



dude this iz hecks funny u got to read it  

X_V3RN1C_X
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eumir_me
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:00 am
i'll hang you. and shoot you with a firing squad. and feed you to a shark and kill that shark and feed it to piranhas and fill the lake where all the piranhas are located and burn the piranhas. and I'll burn the bones with muriatic acid. then you would be dead. without no one finding out what happened to you. but before i hang you i would torture for 10 weeks. and when you are half dead, that's when i hang you and the the rest i mentioned.  
PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:20 pm
twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted  

eumir_me
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bobandmike

PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:05 pm
my evil scheme to kill (insert name here)
step1:give their pet rat posin
step2:hire a slut to came to (insert name here)'s house and f*** them
step3:record step2
step4:hack nbc 4 and play video from step3
step5 surprised nce (insert name here) is completely humiliated hire sniper to shoot anyone close to (insert name here)
step6:break into (insert name here)'s house and take dairy/journal
step7:expose (insert name here)'s deepest secret
step8:leave (insert name here) scarred for life
O S***!!!! YOU SHOULDNT BE READING THIS!!!

(this is not part of it)is that any good?its not really good but i thought it might work.  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:50 pm
well, it's not that evil but it would still hurt. twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted  

eumir_me
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