Holy crud. This makes me cry. FACEPARTY

[sarahsohma123]

No offense to whoever this is but (WOW) I know someone named TaroWatanabe (that's also his GaiaOnline username) and he's my friend from Japan. Taro can type better than her and I didn't even teach him very well. He's been in Canada and speaking English for about two months and compared to her, he is a GOD at typing.

I can't really understand what "Jessica Jai Daviez" says here.

Wow.

That's all I can say, "Wow".

Thanks for reading my nonsense!  

[SuperDuperRockLee]

My eyes... I must gouge them out from my skull!  

[YourLovelyBear]

Straight up: WHAT?

She does sound like a little stuck up wh*re though.
(Understood most of it...)  

[Nicholas Kaze]

Thank you for the translation- of course, it was still mindless drivel, but slightly less painful mindless drivel.  

[Farrago]

O_o My brain hurts...  

[xXBisexual FlanXx]

*sniffle* Mari...Mari is scared...Mari doesn't understand idiots like this...

And Mari's grammar, even when talking about herself in third person(On a lost bet), is much better than that of this moron.

Mari...thinks she needs a hug.  

[writerprincess29]

*twitch twitch twitch* Wow, that girl needs a grammar lesson and I need some help. I think some of my brain cells died after reading that. I didn't understand the last part of that, and I don't think I want to, after reading what I did understand.  

[Demented_Duck]

My brain is starting to melt, and that color that somebody posted, didn't help.

And bollox=bollocks.
I can't remember what exactly that is, but I think it's some sort of slang.
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