Finish that story!!!!! :)

[-Resurrected Writer-]

... Stamped his foot, charging towards a corner of the room where he quietly cried and said bad things about Lord Xenu under his breath.  

[Veruniel]

...before promptly suffering a brain aneuyrism and converting to Scientology.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

It was then that Leyla knew what to do in order to cure Tom's latent Scientological beliefs...  

[screwed pixie]

..... Lord Xenu must release the squirrels.  

[Veruniel]

And they shall rip the Church of Scientology apart with Sharp... Pointy... Teeth!  

[Henneth Annun]

But some of the squirells turned against Layla and Lord Xenu, and midway through their flight over Saudi Arabia they started to build a huge fortress in the middle of the Rub 'al Khali where they would soon make plans to...  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

... Plan. The squirrels procrastinate too much.
This would prove to be their downfall when...  

[Henneth Annun]

....when suddenly gaint crabs showed up and enslaved the squirells and forced them to work in their giant underground city where they built new dimensions of hell, when they where almost done however, the last person they expected to see showed up...  

[screwed pixie]

.......... it was Tom Cruise driving a truck loaded with the shrunken bunny heads. This was merely a ruse to bring a container loaded with an evil deity into the underground city. Yes..... Tom had smuggled Satan himself into the underground city to rule over the planet. But first............  

[Beatngufan]

Tom must get some more everclear (type of alcohol) for he was out. Leyla watched as Tom passed the bottle to Satan and his own daughter  

[screwed pixie]

......... Tom laughed his butt off when Satan took a drink and burst into flames.  

[screwed pixie]

Quick as a flash Layla grabbed a fire extinguisher and put the fire out. It was an odd site as Satan, the price of darkness, stumbled around still smoldering. He was mumbling something about roasting Tom's soul in hell when all of a sudden ............................  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Side note: Don't double-post next time. Give others a chance.

Story: ... Tom stumbled into a wall, tripping the security system.  

[Beatngufan]

Then Tom Cruise was surrounded by security guards . . .  

[Macabre_Cogitation]

...of inconceivable proportions, with lazer red eyes, and arms the size of Eiffel Towers. They quickly apprehended Tom Cruise and Satan and took them into the Hall of...