The nitnit ultimate super pro expert legendary RP (New rule)

[nitnit]

Nitnit hopes they cannot see... the limitless potential inside of him... nitnit hopes they cannot see... he is the GREAT DESTROYER!  

[Shigeru the Hero]

We can not see those that is not true.  

[~InfinityTrust~]

Your mom:

An insult with burn abilities and is like a b***h slap to the face, but with words. Only fault is that her power is over-used and tiring to the point where it was funny, but not anymore.
Her repetitive glory failure with rape your ears every time.
And on occasion rape your a**, when fail enough.  

[nitnit]

~InfinityTrust~

Your mom:

An insult with burn abilities and is like a b***h slap to the face, but with words. Only fault is that her power is over-used and tiring to the point where it was funny, but not anymore.
Her repetitive glory failure with rape your ears every time.
And on occasion rape your a**, when fail enough.

You have to be impossibly sexy to RP here. Just a heads up.  

[~InfinityTrust~]

Ch, I don't even have to try. >> I was born sexy, just a heads up.  

[nitnit]

I must defeat jon's true form before he transforms into it!

*plays generic rock songs like "Diary of Jane" "Six" "Wait and Bleed"*


HAHAHAHAHA FEEL THE MIGHT OF THEIR MEDIOCRITY!  

[Jonnnn]

Disrupted by the damn kids next door, Jon calmly got up and turned up his Buddy Holly records. everyday is-a-gettin' older going faster than a roller coaster...
Jon once again returned to his big green armchair, took out the daily news, and sipped his imported beer.  

[Shigeru the Hero]

Jonnnn

Disrupted by the damn kids next door, Jon calmly got up and turned up his Buddy Holly records. everyday is-a-gettin' older going faster than a roller coaster...
Jon once again returned to his big green armchair, took out the daily news, and sipped his imported beer.

Shigeru counters with his day in the life.

Shigeru heads out to get milk from the nearby farm only to find it over-swarmed with Japanese schoolgirls. He did what any self-respecting hermit would do. Took out his dollar store katana... and prepared himself.

Suddenly, orgy, a large one. Slice and dice time.

After hours of beating off infected fetish androids, Shigeru got to the cow, from whom he got exactly 250 mL of fresh milk, which he drank on the spot. Because he could.

He then returned home to watch reruns of Friends, analyzing the relationship of the use of sexual innuendos with the colour of socks the minor characters wear. This will prepare him for the next intergalactic war that will happen next Tuesday.  

[nitnit]

Then, suddenly, nitnit started screaming "THE FOUR OF US ARE DYING!!!!!!!11one!!eleven!!!"  

[Candy goes B A N G]

....How the hell do I even respond to this roleplay =/

Rina walked in, sat down, and watched everyone from her tower. "I'll stick to my Harry Potter roleplays next time..."  

[nitnit]

Using the power of Lavos, nitnit then proceeded to make Harry Potter never exist.

+1 humanity!  

[darkslasherX]

darkslasherX suddenly appeared from the shadows, wielding his +5 keen vorpal longsword, ready to chop any heads in the way. Even more suddenly, a boss monster appeared, taking up the entire screen. Its HP bar was so exceedingly long that it could not fit onto five football fields placed side by side. With one fell blow, darkslasherX defeated the boss monster, rending its body into an infinite number of pieces. "Who's next?", shouted darkslasherX before returning to the shadows to prepare an ambush.  

[Tyhoon]

MEANWHILE!

Tyhoon, while busy analysing several precious materials in an effort to get laid, accidentaly discovered a meathod of diving by zero. This phenomenon creates a rift in the fabric of space-time, bringing forth many horrors only imagined in the deranged mind of a lunatic. The demons, wraiths, and horrors began to fill the earth, blacking out the sun and causing unknown fear to seep into the heart of every man, woman, and child. With the nightmares now omnipresent, humanity's hope of survival faded into ash. Seeing this, Tyhoon shrugged and continued to study the properties of an E-class Diamond, trying to discover which of its properties attracted women, and thus, prove scientificly that shiny rocks equal sex.  

[Raike99]

Kenny:

A buddist monk that has TEH SYK POWURS and is so sexy, he attracts lesbians.  

[Raike99]

Kenny ran around the battle field going berserk, and yelling,"I USE TEH SYK POWURS URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!11!!1!1!!1!!!!!1!!!1"