WEIRD Theory :: Slightly Mature Discussion ::

[Her Sinful Fantasies]

O.O
-is making fan fiction for it!!!!!-

 

[Dine with the Damned]

that will never happen, bella would
never have a baby without edward.

weither or not she gets knocked up
in sex with another man or just goes
to a sperm bank. its not eddie's little
soldiers either way.  

[Golden Clogs]

bpig77

This is a good theory but I think that they should turn it into a vamp at age 5. That way they can still pretend it is their child.

I agree,it is a good theory.But if they turned him/her into a vampire at the age of 5,wouldn't it be like how Claudia was in Interview With A Vampire?(Lestat,who turned the main character,Louis (in Interview with a Vamp.) into a vampire, turns a 5 year old girl into a vampire,but as years pass,her mind grows older,but her body doesn't,which turns into her weak point in arguments,and also making her somewhat miserable.)Because if the child's mind grew older,wouldn't it be possible that they might fall in love with one of their parents?!And if they did have a child,how would they be raised?Surely,if they were kept human,they wouldn't be a normal child.Too many questions!

Anyway,that's my opinion on her theory! =]

 

[ktpohgee]

that would be sort of depressing a year would be a long time and the poor kid would miss his mom.

i bet when andif they can have kids , because when bella is turned there is gonna be something different with her, she'll still be like part human and can have kids and all that jazz.  

[Solar window02]

IceKittyeKat

yes he would have to deal with some gloating *po' Edward* Still it's just a theory ^_^ (Would you rather Mike Newton be the daddy?)

OH JEEZ DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT!  

[X-Freiheit93-X]

you know i was thinking at one point what if that would happen!
i think it would be kinda cool, strange, but very cool.
i wonder if something like that could happen.....  

[drea lee]

no sperm.
impossible.
i highly doubt he has any left over.  

[papershelf i c i c l e s]

IceKittyeKat

No. Stephenie has answered this multiple times. A vampire's only bodily fluid is its venom; this replaces the saliva and other fluids. Thus, vampires have no sperm, so they cannot make vampire babies.

wait.. if venom replaces all a vamps bodily fluids including saliva, how can bella make out with edward? wouldn't she be poisoned every time? it makes since with alice and jasper, and the other couples (dont feel like listing them all) cause they all have venom, so it would kinda "cancel out" but with bella and edward, shes human and his "prey" so... yeah.  

[Jellycones]

^ They can still makeout..just lip action. =P no tongue or anything. that's why edward always tells bella to not go overboard and stuff. well that's only one of the reasons he tells her that haha  

[Little Silver Girl]

twilight-trapped-forever

i think bella should get married and become a vampire then have a child. it would be alot easier. that way they dont have to worry about turning the kid into one. i would think... that makes me wonder what they would name it...

But if she was a vampire, she couldn't have a baby.  

[Falhalterra]

bpig77

This is a good theory but I think that they should turn it into a vamp at age 5. That way they can still pretend it is their child.

Oooh...big Claudia from "Interview With a Vampire" vision. O.o lol  

[sky-lights]

that would be imposible ... kinka .. edward does have sperms im sure someone mentioned this before.. unless they have new technology that will be able to take edwards DNA( yet again kinda imposible) have bella pregnant by using a sperm bank hen injecting part of edwards DNA in ...
but thats entirely imposible...
but it would be nice if Bella and Edward have a kid together...
perhaps they will adopt like Esme and Carlisle did..  

[Velsaria]

All this mention of Interview with A Vampire is making me want to see it.
I think Edward and Bella would probably wait until Bella gets a bit settled and then adopt like Carlisle and Esme. Although it would be awkward if they
turned a little kid yet it would be equally awkward if they adopted a teenager.Perhaps they'd adopt a human kid and raise then turn him/her later.

But could you imagine being trapped in the body of a little kid forever? I'd be down right pissed and probably kill myself eventually.I mean come on eternal life and have to spend it as a five year old? You could be 500 and nobody would take a word you say seriously or treat you with any respect and they'd always call you sweetie and the like and use they annoying voice they use on little kids! Sorry I rambled but I still have some in-laws who call me sweetie like I'm six and I HATE it. I'm a bloody teenager, not a little kid!  

[5thmarauder]

hmm that would be interesting.... eek

I'm having soooo many fanfic ideas right now... xd

I don't think Bella will get prego, at least, I don't think she can realy, not now that she chose Edward. cry

I do however like the Jacob theory. sweatdrop It's highly unlikley but still a nice thought to chew on. ninja (I heard like ten million team edward fans gasp when you said that about Jacob and Mike Newton. rofl Loved It!)

I'm with everyone else, I totaly had Claudia flash backs from Interview With a Vampire. (I'm watching it now so it was kinda funny to sit down with my laptop press play on the VCR and open this topic. mrgreen ) That little girl is soooooo creepy! Ugh.. i just can't imagine that. It would be slightly cruel, and most likley agains Edward's morals. I mean he has issues just turning Bella and she's 18 years old.

I do like the idea of them adopting, but i don't think they will. Carlisle and Esme adopted vampires, not human children. (Though carlisle did turn two of them) I just think it would be way to dangerus. I mean little kids get hurt alot, and I know when i was little i was prone to getting hit in the face with basket balls and getting bloody noses.


Ugh! so many theories! I want the book soooo bad. crying

Though I still love the idea of Jacob getting Bella pregnant. xd Don't think it will happen but more power to Stephanie if it does! Talk about one of the biggest plot twists ever! mrgreen


(i just noticed that everytime I post a theory they are like super long. sweatdrop )  

[-Broken Anna Len-]

hmmmmm i dont really see it happening like so one said they might just do what Emse and Carlisle and adopt.. so yah nice idea tho.....and i dont think bella wants to get knocked up by some other guy and she doesnt wanna give jacob the wrong idea right????