Ask a stupid qustion, get a stupid answer

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Mr. Happy

Why is green call green?

 

[The Lovliest Nightmare]

Because the world goes in a circle.

Why do cops arrest you when you pull a knife on someone?  

[Amarythe]

i dont know, it isnt bad as pushing a knife on someone.

What are you going to type next?  

[The Lovliest Nightmare]

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Why can't I fly?

 

[Amarythe]

because you dont try hard enough.

Why does harrison ford rule?  

[Admiral Derp]

Because I don't remember who that is.

Why is my foot bleeding?  

[Amarythe]

because someone pulled a knife on you.

how do you not know who harrison ford is?  

[The Lovliest Nightmare]

Because a monkey threw a banana at her head and gave her brain damage.

Why do some people have two left feet?

 

[Amarythe]

because, they steal other people's feet. that way, they have three!

if one is the loneliest number then which number is most modest?  

[The Lovliest Nightmare]

Thirty three

Why do dogs bark?

 

[Admiral Derp]

Cuz they can't figure out how to meow.

How do so many people not know about Organzation XIII?! crying  

[The Lovliest Nightmare]

Because people are stupid.

Who is going to trip over air?

 

[Amarythe]

a cloud.

can you be obsessed with obsession?  

[The Lovliest Nightmare]

No. The Muffin Man killed obsession.

How many grapes are in the apple tree?

 

[Admiral Derp]

72 1/2.

Why did the Muffin Man kill obsession?