-giggles histerically- *SPOILER ALERT*

[SOM3BODii TOLD M3]

I loved Garrett. He is my second favorite vampire next to Alice now. lmao

"the redcoats are coming, the readcoats are coming"

lmao. i couldnt stop laughing

And then when Bella attacked Jacob for imprinting on Renesmee. oh it was good

AND SETH!!!
"Shut up, Seth!"
he is my favorite wolf.

I feel weird calling them "werewolves" now.... shape shifters...  

[TheCloud77]

I think I may have fallen in love with Seth in this book....He's just sooo sweet and squishy! You wanna just hug him!  

[Tea Room Terror]

Jacob's chapter titles were very funny.

"It goes against the grain, watching you wrestle with lions. I was having a panic attack the entire time."

I laughed when Edward said that. Just kind of a mental picture. Marcus at the fight was hilarious. xD
I also thought it was funny about the pillow and headboard part. It was not a good week for furniture.  

[piercing_golden_eyes]

It definitly wan't what I expected, I'll tel you that. But I was glad it didn't meet any of our expectations, cuz trust me. A few were kinda weird.  

[Evil_Dark_Kitty]

OnTheHorizon

Jacob's chapter titles were very funny.

"It goes against the grain, watching you wrestle with lions. I was having a panic attack the entire time."

I laughed when Edward said that. Just kind of a mental picture. Marcus at the fight was hilarious. xD
I also thought it was funny about the pillow and headboard part. It was not a good week for furniture.

Yeah those were funny.
As much as he bored me I agree.  

[Emo Oompa Loompa]

Kitty Norville

I think I may have fallen in love with Seth in this book....He's just sooo sweet and squishy! You wanna just hug him!

I know! You just want to hug him!  

[In With The B U L L E T]

I Lol'd extremely hard when Jacob said "blondie was all about the babies," or something like that.  

[Post Coital Cookie]

I loved Jacob & Emmet is this book! They kept me laughing so ridiculously hard! Fav parts: 1. When Jacob threw the bowl at Rosalie and 2. When Emmet was making jokes about Bella's sex life while Charlie was there.  

[xbitexmexhardx]

Peach Tea Pocky

I only wanted 2 things out of the book:
The marriage and Bella being a vampire.

I also wanted them to have sex finally, and it was awesome.
I lol'd so hard when I found out what Edward had done. Poor pillows.
wink

hahahahaha.
and "theres still some headboard left..."
hahahahha.  

[hkkpfwg96]

I thought Emmets jokes were funniest  

[Roxximajor]

I loved the blonde jokes. And a few other thngs but IDK why but When edward and Bella get in the cottage and she starts talking about the closet at the end i just started laughing really hard."We are going to tell Alice that i ran to the closet,That i stayed i there for hours playing dres up. We are going to LIE." I keep re reading it and i still smile and kinda laugh at that cus i mena u could just picture this and how she said it....  

[hkkpfwg96]

I thought it was funny yet very sad at parts.  

[Sweet Chocolate Bunnys]

I just thought, you're going to be a vamp and all you can think of is aww, I want my feelings longer,You can live forever durr, sorry I just feel like Bella is clueless sometimes, Edward is more smart (time + mindreading =smartness(usually)).  

[Revenging Mistress]

Man, Emmett is so funny! I loved his jokes with Bella and Edward after she became a vampire. I liked how Charlie didn't know what he was talking about either!

"Bout time somebody scored around here."

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I also liked how Jasper felt it when Bella was thinking about what she and Edward were going to be doing that night. XD

"Right." I pushed my trembly feelings away. Charlie, that was the main thing now. Keep Charlie safe today. We would have all night...
"Bella."
" Sorry Jasper."  

[Demoness of Heart]

Yeah the book was a crack. I couldn't get over all the dirty little jokes Emmet was making and Edward and Bella getting pissed off.
Then of course Bella wanted to kill Jacob for imprinting on Renesme but didn't actually attack him until he said "Nessie".