You might be a goth hick.....

[lurichan]

..if you run over your velvet a few times with the truck to make sure it's crushed enough

...if you write all your poems on the back of tiolet paper cause the bathroom is where you do your best thinking  

[darkXmoon]

Hay now my husband is a hic. An yes he has doubled an ash tray as an incense holder. He just didn't know any better.

You have no idea how hard it was for me to make him cut the mullet an all the animel 2 tone wolf/eagel/native american shirts. I'll post photos one day..its so funny.  

[Dupe malo]

xd  

[ceilisidhe]

lurichan

...if you spray paint your wife beater shirts black

...if you use motor oil as hair dye

...if you hold blood chugging contests in your back yard

...if your cloths were originally white and got black due to wear

...if you think BDSM means Best Damned Sunday Movies

...if you think an ash tray doubles as an incense holder

...if you keep an alter on top of your TV

...if you cover your couch cushions in black plastic

.....*smirks*.....*giggles*.....peals of laughter*...(fof,lao,w/s)  

[ceilisidhe]

...you listen to HURT by Jonny Cash
your outhouse is shaped like a casket  

[TheBazirkOne]

deadly_demon

Piergrin

You people.... scare me. That's not easy.

I know! whee heart *does silly dance*

::joins in the silly dance:: YAY!....so much fun!  

[ceilisidhe]

you wake up to the sound of bats "c**k-a-doodle-doo-ing" .

you own a combination cremation urn/spitoon  

[Wicked_Moon]

lol  

[ceilisidhe]

your casket is on cinder blocks in your driveway

you dye your cows completely black  

[lurichan]

...if you think chicken blood is the original and that human blood is the substitute...  

[ceilisidhe]

...if dressing to the nines means grabbing your cowboy hat.  

[dita _von _teese]

funny s**t! rofl  

[Veruniel]

Hey! Include poll call girls! I'm a high class babe and you couldn't afford me. lol

Here's a hick song for you: Trenchmouth by Rasputina. It makes me laugh. I love it.

Here are a few:

You own shitloads of black overalls.
You go to Nascar races and scream "BLOOD MAKES THE GRASS GROW!"
You've souped up your monster truck with hand-welded spikes on the hubcaps.
That goth-rock concert would have been so much more bitchin' if they'd thrown in squaredancing.  

[ringwraith10]

Hehe, funny.